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Okay. It's not frozen.

I was going to maybe be a silent picture live stream. Like a silent movie.

Why do you think I chop my own head off all the time?

How do you like my gangster unicorn? Hello. I was gonna do the whole live stream as a mime.

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I think I could be quite good at it if I practised. I don't think I care enough to practise. I think that's the problem.

This live stream comes to you, obviously, from a place of great power and depth. I don't think anyone understands the gravity of what is gonna happen in this live stream, and I'll tell you how I know that. Hello, badass people who I see joining me.

Firstly, something is happening inside the system of Katrina Ruth. I feel things happening. I feel that my voice is possibly making some kind of argument that it should get to go on vacation. Can you hear that? I'm all blocked up. I don't know why, what's happening. And my voice is a bit croaky. So I was like probably I shouldn't live stream at fricking 11:34 pm at night. Or yell. Clearly, welcome to breaktheinternet.com.

But you know, when you gotta live stream, you gotta live stream. What's up Mac? New viewer. Welcome.

Then though, here's how I know for sure, for sure, that this live stream is going to be beyond. Beyond what, you ask? Beyond your wildest fucking dreams and imaginations about life, about the universe, about the internet, and about yourself.

Have you joined breaktheinternet.com, because it freaking closes tomorrow, in less than a day. What day is it even right now in America? It's definitely Monday morning, for sure. For sure it's Monday morning. For sure it's probably as late as like 10 pm in some parts of the US, 10 am I mean. What that means is I don't even know. I don't even know. The doors are gonna close at midnight eastern standard time. [Giana 00:03:19] is ready. Of course she is. Join. If you haven't joined Break the Internet, run, run, run to the back of the room and join the programme. I'll give you the details momentarily.

There's no back of the room. Get to wherever the back of your own room is, to wherever your credit card or whatever it is that you've got is.

Okay. But here's ... Ready. Here's how I know for sure that this live stream right here is gonna be insane, because not only was I like I probably shouldn't live stream when it's nearly midnight and I'm having surgery tomorrow. Don't worry, it's for exciting, fun purposes only. But still, it's surgery. I don't know, maybe it's not a big deal. Although I can't have any fucking coffee or water from five am. I find it very upsetting to the psyche, more nerve racking than the idea of the surgery itself to be frank with you.

And then that, and then my voice is not really working, and now apparently I'm gonna yell at the internet with it anyway, and I've already done like four live streams today, two ones in my members group and one public one earlier today in the park.

And then, and then, and then, the other thing was not once, not twice, but ... I can't use that nail, that's the one where the whole nail ripped off ... Three times, three times this live stream tried to crash its own ass, and it would not let me go live. We know what that means.

All right, I'll give you the details right now about Break the Internet. I just popped it in there so you don't miss out. You would be next level insane to not be part of breaktheinternet.com. Do not go to the URL breaktheinternet.com. You would think that that would be a logical thing to do based on the fact that that's the name of the programme. You would need to think again. This situation here does not really know or understand logic. I don't know why I clicked my fingers at the end, it just kinda happened. Kind of embarrassed now.

You'd be crazy not to be part of this. It is beyond, beyond, beyond whatever your idea of of beyond already is. But, but ... Okay, just reminding myself of those people that go to those circuit gyms and think that they're boxing and they're just like "Aah."

All right. Three times this live stream crashed before it would let me go live. So put the title in - actually it was a less interesting title than the one I ultimately went for. It was more boring. So maybe it was meant to be. I put the title in, the title that I put in originally was Are You Selling or Are You Selling? There's a Difference. Like that. I think it would have gotten some good traction anyhow. And then I was like nah, fuck that title.

But my whole phone shut down. It just black screened its own ass. It was quite traumatic for a minute or two as when your phone just dies for no reason and it was fully charged and it was a relatively new iPhone X. So I plugged it in, I found it charged, but nothing, nothing. I was like okay, I do have at least 89 backup phones in this house. But still, I want this one. And then it came back to life. I'm like fuck this shit, now I have to type the whole title in again, I already did it. So it did that, and then it just exits itself out of the screen and won't let me go live and blanked out the whole thing again. And then finally the third time ... Oh no, three times. It blanked out two times. Or one time I accidentally exited and didn't save the title. I had to type it like four times total, by which time I changed it, and maybe it was meant to be.

But there was a moment where I stood in the kitchen and I was like maybe this is a sign that I shouldn't go live and I should go to bed, because it's blanked itself out X amount of times now. And now here we are, and you know the whole story, and you're all up to date. Except for how do you think this cushion ... Because I feel that I can't really communicate anymore until you've seen it.

And by the way, I established with my private empire ... Rich Hot Empire 101 clients earlier on in a live stream this evening that this unicorn, which Linda, my friend, brought for the kids I think, but I've commandeered it. This unicorn, which lives now on this couch set, is the most gangster unicorn in the world. The reason we know that is because he's extraordinarily fluffy and cute looking - I'm gonna hold him by the scruff of his neck. Too bad. And I think that makes him a gangster unicorn, because he's extra cute. Don't you think? It's logical. I'm all about logic.

And then this pillow, if you've not seen it, I normally do a whole show around it, but I really don't have the time or inclination for that. But I'm still gonna blow your mind. I did put a ... Maybe I'm gonna blow my own mind by not remembering how to use it. I did put a blow mind emoji in the live stream title so it would be rude if I didn't blow your mind. Here you go. You ready for it? We're gonna do it quick, we're gonna do it hard and fast. That's how it's needed sometimes. Look at what it says. The message in the cushion. Life is now, press fucking play.

Okay, so what you should be ... And then we bling it back up again, because you can never have too much bling. It's a rule of life.

And then, and then ... Okay, I forgot my point. I don't know if I have one at all. But I think what I was gonna say is breaktheinternet.com is off the hook. There is no URL. I feel like I've gotta say that every time. Don't type it in. You don't know what you're gonna get. Maybe Kim Kardashian's ass, I don't know. I haven't even looked. I don't care. The first live training went down today. It feels like it was 700 years ago.

Exactly. The more bling, the better. I've got blinged up cushions everywhere. Everywhere. There's about 40 of them in this house, for sure.

It was about getting angry. The first training, the first deep dive training was today. There was already two badass pre-work trainings last week. People were having shifts and transmissions and transmutations. I don't know if that's ideal. But things were definitely happening in the group already from last week before we even started, just from the pre work. Before even the pre work. I need that URL then, Lea. Send it to me energetically.

That's shocking. Don't you think that's shocking? Is somebody storing it? I feel like I need a wine break to recover from that information.

Anyway. Don't go there, though. No need to do that. The vibe is off the hook. The whole thing is off the hook. You would be crazy, like batshit crazy, like do you want to die crazy, are you seriously telling me you're not joining this programme, you're going to die if you don't join this crazy programme. That's how crazy you would be. No, the only disclaimer is if you kinda hate me and you think I'm a hoity toity bitch - sometimes I am, it's true. I don't know if maybe you're only here for the unicorn, or I don't know, why the fuck are you here if you don't love me? Just give me a reason already.

But at the end of the day, say what you want, if you're watching this right now and you're like, "That Katrina fucking Ruth." I'm sorry, but if you're here, technically, you're magnetised to me and you love me. It is what it is and that's all it is. So you might as well join and just find out why it is you can't look away, even though you're just looking in horror half of the time.

But for those of you who are looking in fascination and with great amounts of love, and maybe you're only a little bit abhorred from time to time, then the reason you'd be crazy ... Like do you wanna die, that level of craziness. Because, don't you fucking wanna know how to be magnetic? Well, you already know anyways. It's nothing I have to tell you about it, except I will show you, and I will reach into your soul and wrench forth whatever's in there that needs to come out. Mandy knows all about it. She saw it already many times. She's doing it already herself many times. It's what happens.

Watching a bad movie. Exactly. See, Sarah Jane's making a fantastic comment here. This is a perfect example of somebody who maybe thinks that they can't stand me or maybe they think what the hell is she doing and when is she getting to the point but yet cannot watch away, cannot look away. Love your audacity, so horrific, macabre, fascination, you haven't said anything yet. That's the exact fucking point. But those who know and are ... See? This is one of those, is that a backward compliment, or is that a forward insult? What was that exactly? Somebody decipher what Sarah Jane just said. I'm gonna decipher it myself in my own way.

For those people who think I haven't fucking said anything yet, oh, it just makes me be so happy to be one of the 1% within the 1% people who actually fucking gets it, and it makes me so happy that the people who are here, which is everybody, sorry, except for Sarah Jane, are my people. It makes me so fucking happy to be this good. It was totally shade. It's totally shade. She says she may love my audacity, or maybe many people love my audacity, but I haven't said anything yet, it's horrific, it's macabre, fascination. I don't know, maybe it is a backward compliment or a forward insult. It's an in between one, isn't it?

Whatever it is, it doesn't feel like the most obvious expression of love that I've ever received. So there we go. But I'm gonna decipher it anyway. My deciphering is this. There's nothing to fucking tell. What am I here to tell? I'm the Katrina Ruth Show. I'm a show. I'm not a show and tell. I don't have anything to tell. I just be. That's what I do.

But actually, if you wanted to break it down ... I'm in the wrong app, Leah. It's gonna be embarrassing if I admit why I'm in a different app, but I think you could probably figure it out, Leah, based on what you said yesterday. It's actually all your fault. That's why the sticker's not here. Whoops.

You know, if anybody who actually had a brain on top of their heads somewhere up in there, or some sort of access to soul and higher being and self, wanted to reverse engineer what's already happened on this live stream, you'd find that there's enough fucking content there to expand out into an entire book on how to make millions of dollars alone on the internet each year just by being you, which is indeed precisely what I do, and all without saying a single fucking thing. It's a mystery.

It's not a mystery to those who actually get it, but it will eternally be a mystery to those who are not us. I feel like I could have found a better way to say that, but it came out that way, I'm sorry.

So, you know, the point is that the less you say about anything, the more you actually reveal from the soul. Thank you Kiana, I appreciate it. It's a talent and it's also somewhat of a entity that has taken control of oneself. It's sort of a mix between that. Hello from Denmark. Thank you for saying where you're from. It's interesting to me to know. Thank you Christine. It's the gangster eye makeup. I don't know what happened to my eye makeup, because I didn't put that much on, but it seems to have taken on a mind of its own. It's like another entity now.

And then it's obviously the art, and it's also the fact that it's 12 pm and I'm supposed to fricking stop drinking and eating at 5 am in the morning, so I figure I should just stay up until then and drink and eat until then.

Not a mystery but definitely a wonder. Well, it's all about, it's all about, it's all about the slate of [inaudible 00:15:10], it's all about the pattern interrupt. I kinda hate that expression just because it's overused, but it still makes very good sense. It's all about the oh, oh, oh, oh, you thought I was over here, you thought I was doing that, you thought this is how you sell online, this is how you market, you do this thing, you do it like that, you thought it was that. Oh no, now I'm over there, and you didn't see, and you're still there. Oh now you're trying to catch up here, that's cute, because I'm over there. That? You're doing that? Oh my god. I'm sorry for you. No, no, I'm over here, 45,000 fucking steps ahead of you, and you'll never catch me.

And by the way, when I say I, I mean the royal I, which is not a thing, but I've just created it into a thing, which means I mean the I of all of us who are the actual ones, the ones, the chosen ones who know about these things, who know about the mysteries and the wonders, and don't need to put them into words. And if anybody just tries to ask us how it works and what we do and can you explain that to me, I mean, yes, but no. Please go away, please don't ask me that, because it makes me want to claw my own eyeballs out, because you should just fucking magnetically, energetically know. Even if you don't fully have it in implementation yet, that's fine, but you definitely should fricking know. Your soul should be like, "I see what is happening here." You should recognise that we are each others' spirit animals. Exactly. Exactly Talisha.

Your soul should be like, "I completely ..." I mean, this is what it's about. When you see how I show up, here's how you know if you're one of my people and I'm your person too and we're just each other's I, because your soul says "Aha." Maybe not aha. Your soul says "Yes, I recognise you, there you are." Right? Something like that. Your soul is like, "Oh, she's me. I'm her. Oh shit. Okay." Maybe you still don't fully quite get the pieces of how it all works together, which is obviously precisely why you're gonna join breaktheinternet.com. It closes tonight, midnight eastern standard time. Not this current night that I'm living in in Australia. I mean, I'm many places all at the same time. But it closes Monday night US time.

Right, because your soul is like, "I fully recognise and understand this situation. It makes total soul sense to me. I 100% have always known that this is how it's meant to be. I still can't quite explain it, I don't really quite know what she's doing, but I know it's exactly who I am and exactly what I'm here to do and exactly how it fucking works and all the other bullshit that they may have told you about." They, not the royal they, because obviously there's nothing fucking royal about them. All the other bullshit that they may have told you about, you're finally able to be like, "I fucking knew it. I knew I didn't have to do that shit. I knew it." That's how you should feel when you watch me.

But some people are gonna feel more like how Sarah Jane felt where it's like she's appalled and fascinated and it was ... What did she say? Did she say barbaric? I don't think barbaric, but it was something along those lines. Macabre. She said macabre. Which is a great word, really, if you think about it. Michael says he feels my soul. This makes sense. I read your comment wrong and I thought you said you feel for my soul, kind of like I'm praying for you. I was like oh well. Then I read it properly. Thank you. See? He said it exactly how I'm trying to say it. This goes both ways, what I was saying. He feels my soul.

This is what I mean. You feel it. You're like, "Yes, this is what I've been looking for. Holy shit, she's reading my mind. I can see that she's clearly bat shit crazy and I love it, and how am I gonna let that shit up myself," and then you're just gonna do it. You're just gonna do it. I'll show you.

And then the other thing was, which was my original live stream title ... What time is it? My laptop says 5% battery left, so I guess that's exactly what time it is. What's this over here? Doesn't matter. Don't concern yourselves with it.

The other thing, the other thing was ... I feel like I should go to a higher level in order to talk about this. I'll get up on some more cushions. The other thing was ... Okay, now this one halfway up inside of me. Not in a weird way. The other thing was how are you selling? I don't really wanna talk about it, because it feels like a boring conversation already. But it is important. "This is why I can only listen to a handful of people," says Angela. Well, I got a throne right there. See, I could sit on the throne. I just really loving this art that my sister in law made for me. She downloaded it from her soul for all of our souls. Sorry, I just killed the unicorn.

Yes, they either get it or they don't. Exactly right. Exactly, and we don't care for the ones who don't. But we do use them to create fabulous jokes and things, which sounds horrible, I'm sorry. Maybe just quietly.

I think they like it. I think they appreciate it. That's what I'm going with.

The other thing which definitely sounds a bit boring but I'm gonna tell you anyway because I'm gonna make it exciting for you. It's not even boring. I don't know what I'm talking about. It's the whole reason I was doing this live stream, because I was telling this to my clients earlier, and I was like, "The world must know about it." The whole reason ... Ooh, blue unicorn. How good is this shirt, right? It's badass.

The whole entire reason that I was originally gonna do this live stream is because I was giving a live demonstration, a live demonstration you understand, to my clients earlier on this evening in a live stream training in our group. It was about the energy. Are you selling, are you selling, or are you selling. All right? I'm gonna explain it to you. It is a huge part of what we're doing in breaktheinternet.com. Reminder, again, it closes tonight, midnight eastern standard time. You would be off your tiny little beautiful head if you didn't join this programme, unless you're one of those people that's like, "She's macabre," right? I still think it's a fancy word, and you get points for using macabre. But whatever.

When I get really in flow, I feel the need to stretch when I'm on my live streams. What do you think that's about? I don't understand it at all.

If you like the crazy and if you are the crazy and if your soul says yes to the crazy and if when you saw my crazy your soul was like, "Holy shit, that's my crazy," then you would be a crazy person in a not good way though to not join breaktheinternet.com. If you never buy another programme of mine again, make it this one. That's the wrong way to say it. If you only ever buy one more programme of mine, or you're never gonna spend any more money again, this is the money you should spend before you never spend any money again, except that really, based on the results that are already coming through, and we only just started, then once you join the programme and you do the programme, you're gonna be like, "Kat, just take all my money all the time, because I get so much fucking flow and so much results from your stuff. How much can I pay you?" You will do that. I'm just letting you know, and you'll do it with glee, because you'll be 10X-ing every dollar back to you. It's just how we do.

Already, already, already epic results, and I only did the first deep dive training today. You can still get it. You'll get straight into the Facebook group. So I think I'm making somewhat of my point. I'm just gonna shake my head and whoa at you quite frankly if you don't join. I'm just gonna not even understand it.

But I mean, maybe the reason you don't join is you're like, "Bitch please, I am fully already in my magnetism, I am owning my shit all the time, every day, I don't need any of your magnetic juju, I got it all sorted." Well, you probably do, or you wouldn't be here. Of course you've got it all sorted. The question is are you letting it the fuck out? Are you the only one who knows it's sorted, or does everybody else know as well?

Okay. Amanda told me not too long ago that nobody knows what I mean when I say sorted, except she's appropriated the word and started using it with her team. [inaudible 00:23:44] Amanda, who many of you know. If you don't know what I mean when I'm saying sorted, I mean organised, like fixed up, done. But just take on the language. Please just adopt all Australian language and mannerisms and cultural behaviours and knowledges. Otherwise it's just gonna be difficult. I'm just saying.

On a side note, because I said this earlier as well. If you come to my house and it's established at some point during your stay here that you don't have a tripod on your person, I may have to ask you to leave, because it would be very odd. Very odd. I only feel a little bit bad that I'm rolling that joke out again. I only said it two hours ago with my Rich Hot Empire clients. But it was so good and it was so true, like legit true, that I had to say it again.

Nobody's gonna ask, Talisha, why you're talking Australian. They're gonna understand that it came from me because you'll tell them.

Okay. There's a difference between selling and selling. That was really the primary point that I came here to make, and then I was supposed to be going to bed. The difference is nobody fucking cares if you send 7,000 sales emails. Well, some people might care, and they might unsubscribe. But you might send all the sales emails in the world, and you might do all the messaging and all the content online, and many things about many things ... I need a purple cushion just there. Right? Christine. Well, you know to get one before you come here. I mean, I have many backups, but I would just be a little concerned for your mental well being if I found that you were travelling without a tripod on your person. And preferably a selfie ring light as well. I'm just talking practicalities of life, really.

Posting shit on the internet. That is not a thing that makes you money, by the way. I post a lot of shit on the internet. I just make shit up all day long and post it on the internet, messaging and stories and blogs and live streams and then a sales call to action. And then the wrong people are like, "She hasn't even said anything." Never mind them. But if you think that the system is post a lot of shit on the internet or email out sales emails or yes, I'm promoting my launch and doing my shit all the time, you're getting the skeleton of it but not the one that it wants to live in. You're getting the ... What's it called when the caterpillar leaves behind its scaly exterior? What's the exterior bit of a caterpillar that it leaves behind called? I'm gonna Google it. 1%.

What is shell of ... There's only one percent on this. That's a problem. But, stop the phone, so I don't know why I'm freaking out. But I really wanna know what it's called so I can tell the story properly. It's a chrysalis. No, when it gets excommunicated out of it though. Fine, whatever. The scaly old shell. No, the actual shell itself is called a chrysalis. Interesting. I'm sure you're glad you came along to learn that today. Valerie just knew that. Did you just know that? How did you guys just know that? What are you, some kind of scientific experts? That's fascinating. I didn't know that at all.

I got stuck on a symmetry question today on my third grade daughter's math quiz. It was very stressful, and then she only got 97% or something on the test. It was like an online, maths online. I just freaked out. And I'm like an A plus math student. I couldn't help her with the question, and she was not happy with me because she only got 97%. And it's not even a required test or homework or something that she had to do. I literally had to say to my child like four times, "Stop doing math now. That's enough math." Because we had to get ready for bed.

She's obsessed with doing extra homework that nobody asked her to do. She just goes onto the online curriculum websites for the government, for the standard maths curriculum or whatever it is and just does extra homework like a weirdo. I mean, it's amazing, but I still think it's super weird. I'm listening to myself, and I'm saying, "Alyssa, that's enough maths now. Stop doing math. I already asked you to stop doing math. Put the math down." I literally was like ... She's like, "Just one more." I'm like, "You're a little addict." And then she's like, "I can't believe it," when she got 97%, because I didn't help her properly with the question about symmetry. It was very confusing. And now I feel upset about it. I feel like I'm gonna have to go study up on it.

Anyway. So when you step out of your caterpillar shell and then you discard the old shell behind you, right? Ooh, I'm gonna read that comment in a moment from Michael. Then you discard the disgusting old shell behind you. Well, it's beautiful still because it was part of you. But my point is that when you're just doing fricking sales emails ... Okay, I gotta say one more thing about the homework. When my daughter had been in school for a full year and a half, I remember I was suddenly like, "Do they still do homework at school?" I've gone, "Do you get homework?" She's like, "Yeah." I'm like, "How often?" She's going, "Every day." I'm like, "Who helps you with it?" She's like, "I just do it." This is bad, but she had been in school 18 months before it occurred to me that she might have homework. Now I'm a very hands on mother in many areas, but not the homework area, apparently.

But I was top academically, always. I got in the top 3% of the whole country, and I was always the top student in each class. I just expect the same from Alyssa, and I just assume it. It's just freaking manifestation. It's an identity thing. It's like this is just who we are.

To be perfectly honest with you, I don't really concern myself with matters around doing work to get results, because results come from belief. But I definitely felt bad that it hadn't occurred to me. But she was like, "What are you even asking me for? I'm all over this shit." Okay, she didn't say it like that, obviously.

It's very relevant, anyway, to our topic at hand. Yeah, but isn't the parent supposed to help? Aren't you supposed to know when your six year old child is doing homework? I don't know. Maybe they've changed their systems. Now there's an app where you can text the teacher. You can text them on an app, and they send you photos and shit. It's amazing. It's all very high tech. Digital age, I really don't know much about it. I just know how to make money with it.

Actually, what I just said is so relevant to what I'm even freaking talking about here as far as how to make money online and how to make sales online and all that good stuff, which is there's nothing you need to do. You don't need to concern yourself with how many emails you should be sending or what you should be posting or fricking what process to use in your sales copy. It's making me wanna bash my head on the table in front of me just thinking about it.

Here's the difference between selling, like selling, like you're kind of like an old caterpillar shell. I don't know why that, but that's what came to mind. And the difference between selling, where people are like, "Give me the thing, give it to me now," and I don't freaking ... Like money, whatever, it's an energy exchange. But people are like, "Yes, I'm gonna be in, and then they're in, and then the second they even sign up and pay, before the damn thing even begins, they already get results, of course, because they said yes to their soul.

The difference is, of course, the whole fucking thing that I'm demonstrating on this live stream without saying anything, apparently, according to some people ... Okay, maybe I'm a little bit defensive. It's fine, I allow myself to be human sometimes, on occasion.

The caterpillar shell is the chrysalis. We discussed that. You're missing bits. Keep up. Do your fucking homework. It's the protective shell. It even said it on Wikipedia. So there. Said protective shell.

The difference is the energy, the energy. People will buy from you when they feel your energy. Alyssa would know all about it. She probably has 49 caterpillars right in there in her little toy room, where I go in to see if she wants to play something with me, which I find a little painful, to be perfectly honest with you, depending on what it is, but I do it anyhow. And then she's like, "Leave, I have to do my homework." Then she comes out. I'm like, "Okay, let's spend some time together relaxing, like relaxed time." And then she makes me do fucking maths online with her in her play time before bed.

It's the energy. I was gonna scroll back and look for comments. Fuck them. But, but, but, leave me a comment anyway. Leave me a comment anyhow, because I'll ... Look at that other picture. Did you see it? Rachel made that one too. Isn't she a genius artist? It's on its side. Oh, fuck you phone. Okay, the phone just did not care to be turned on its side. Okay, it's a very long picture. My sister in law Rachel painted it just for me. It's supposed to be sitting above another couch. Anyway, now you've seen the mess that was behind there. But we just had to come in here to get some more wine, didn't we? It's logical.

Look at this little gift area that Linda left for me. She left me an amazing card. I'm not gonna read it to you. She left me some Vegemite. She's a true friend. And these pictures of her and I, we [inaudible 00:33:28] some really cool sayings on them. And the flowers. And also a box of seashell chocolates, which have been hidden, hidden in order that the children don't get them.

Tonight we're drinking Yangarra Estate Small Pot Whole Bunch Shiraz. Whole bunch. Whole bunch of what? I'm putting you up there, even though you can only see the top of my head. I can't hold a tripod and pour wine at the same time. The seashell chocolates are right there on top of the toaster. I didn't hide them very well. I'll show you. That was the other part of Linda's offering. She knows they're my favourite chocolates.

What an amazing friend. I came in off a flight yesterday. She'd been in my house while I was away for a few days. She's now left. But I came in off my flight feeling quite fucked up, to be honest with you, because there was a small infidel on the flight, which was my four year old son, who did his utmost best to break the psyche of every person on the flight, starting primarily with me. There were a few moments when he prevailed. There were a few moments where instead of trying to be the good mom bringing him to some sense of order, the stewardess coming up and trying to be polite and helpful but really being fucking pissed off, where I just had my hand on the tray table and I was just like ... And I was in, I don't even give a fuck, I'm broken, there's nothing I can do. Then something deep within me went, "You're stronger than this cat. You're growing stronger. You're turning into a warrior right now on this flight. Arm yourself with inner strength and power and go back into the fray."

Then I turned to the tiny little curly haired monster that he was being, who was jumping up and down, standing up on top of the seat, and flinging a bowl of fucking lamb meatballs with red sauce in it, which seems like a perfectly logical thing to give a four year old on a plane, flinging it atop the person in front of him. He was perfectly sweet on the plane on Friday, and then on yesterday's flight he activated all known terrorist systems. Repeatedly. Which was actually somewhat valid, because when we got on the plane, they told us the entertainment system's not working, and the kids have the Virgin app on their iPad, and they can use the entertainment system and watch movies. It had been already like a two hour drive from my brother's. So I was like, "You're gonna watch a movie on the plane, we'll put a movie on." We get on there, it's not working. There's literally no entertainment for the kids because I didn't bring anything, because it's only a two hour flight.

And then, the plane doesn't take off. We sit on the tarmac for an hour. I should have understood. I was like, "Well, he's going through the stages of grief now, and everybody's gonna have to suck it." And that's exactly what happened, and it went for the entire two hours plus the extra hour on the tarmac.

All right, let's have some wine in honour of that terrible moment.

What was I up to? Energy. It wasn't just meatballs. There was pretzel sticks, there was nuts, what else was on that tray. He took the whole tray. He's nothing if not grandiose in his behaviour. He picked up the entire tray, and I tried to bluff him, because he picked it up, and he was looking at me, and he was like, "I'm gonna do it," and he started to raise it slowly. And he was like, "I'm gonna do it. I'm just gonna pour it over the seat." And I was like, "Okay Nathan." I was calling his bluff. And he just went higher and higher, and I was kinda like ... And he just kept going. Yeah, it went down over the top of the seat. It was very embarrassing.

But I'm very proud of myself because I maintained an aura of calm. I was like ... On the inside I was screaming. Screaming. But externally I was a perfect example of conscious parenting. I was a delight to behold. I think everybody was quite delighted to see the back of us by the time we left. It was really hard. It was really one of those flights. It was the second worst flight that I've had with him, which means that I must get many blessings that are given to me this week, I imagine. They've already begun, so.

What was I up to? I'm making some kind of point about energy. Is this like the time he came in and maintained eye contact as he ... Oh. Oh. Oh, wait until you hear what he did to Linda today. I don't know if I should even tell this story. He's the sweetest child. He's a fairy child. He's an indigo child. He's a crazy one. He's like us. The problem is that when you've got somebody like us in the ... Oh, I gotta tell you what he did. It's so bad. Like, so bad you can die. Before you die, join breaktheinternet.com, because if you didn't join that you might die just from woe at your own recklessness and foolhardy behaviour.

He's one of us, right? But when you've got some ... Oh, it's way worse than the boob grabbing. You'd love to have your boob grabbed anytime over what happened tonight in this house. It was so bad, I was like ... I couldn't even ... I didn't even know how to communicate about it when I found out. It happened while I was out. And Serafina was here. Yeah, so when you've got somebody who's like a crazy rule breaker soul person like us who's in the body of a four year old boy, that person can be kinda hard work, alternated with incredibly powerful and charming and you just love and adore him, and of course you do anyway.

He may ... I'm gonna tell you now what happened. He may have spread faeces all through Linda Doctor's bag of her possessions as she was about to leave the house to go on her next trouble adventure. I was out. She was about to leave. And he went and used her bathroom. Then for whatever reason unknown to anybody except him, and maybe probably not even him, he then took that shit, literally, and he put it in Linda's bag. It was apparently everywhere through the bag, and all over her toiletry bag. I'm not laughing ... I'm laughing in horror, you understand. It's a similar horror to the horror of that girl earlier who didn't like me.

So I get home and Serafina's finishing tidying up, cooking dinner for the kids or whatever, and I'm like, "Did Nathan eat his dinner?" She's like, "Yeah, I've gone." "Cool, what else?" Like what else went on tonight, what else is news or [inaudible 00:40:13]. She's like, "Oh." And then she told me. I was just like, "I don't know what ... Oh my god. He's never done anything like that. Like, never." And then I'm messaging Linda, I'm like, "I'm so ... I'm mortified." I mean, she just laughed, but I don't think she was impressed. She didn't just laugh. I think she had whatever internal reaction that she obviously had. Then she told me what she said to him, which was very perfect, really. I was like, oh my god. Oh my god.

Why? Why would he do that? And, by the way, he completely adores and is in love with Linda, just in case you've got only questions around that for anyone who doesn't fully know the story of Linda and everything. Like, he loves her. He is in love with her, and he thinks she's the most beautiful, amazing person, and he talks about her all the time, and he calls her Linda the unicorn, because the first time the kids met Linda, she stayed overnight and had a slumber party, and she wore a unicorn onesie the whole time, then gave the children unicorn rides on her back. That was the same time when she brought this cushion and some kind of unicorn pillow also.

So he loves her. Why would he do that to a woman he loves. Men, answer for your gender. All of you. Now.

Of course, he threw some undies with poo on them off the balcony a few weeks ago. That's quite different to spreading poo through somebody's bag. That was also an isolated event. I feel that he's starting to build somewhat of a rap list of some kind, and I should probably keep some of his stories quiet now.

This was definitely the worst thing that I've ever known him to do, or just the most ghastly thing, I must say.

So anyway. I think we've said all that we came here to say. I just wonder, when you're selling things, are you selling from a place of reaching into their souls and telling them why they must buy and really fucking meaning it, or are you just like, "Yes, I've got this thing, and it's quite a good thing. I think it's a good thing. It's something of a thing. Here's 49 bullet points as why you should buy it, and then yeah, now here's 29 more emails that get sent out every day, and I'm gonna keep telling you about it, but I'm a little embarrassed, and I'm a little self conscious, and I wouldn't ... I don't want you to think I'm selling to you. I don't wanna be salesy."

So you're kind of like, "Yeah, I'm just gonna meekly pop it in the corner here and hope that you see it, then I'm gonna apologise energetically even if not literally, then I'm gonna do it again, because that's what you're supposed to do, but I won't say what I'm really thinking, because that might scare some people off. And I don't want people to think that I'm trying to make them buy, so I'll just kind of casually mention my thing and maybe they'll just know that it's for them and that they should pay me a lot of money."

No. Are you crazy? Not the good crazy. Why are people doing that? Why? Why are you doing that if you're doing it? I'll tell you why. It's because you didn't kick your own ass properly. It's because you didn't join breaktheinternet.com. Join before we close.

Why would you not just tell them that they're gonna be off their tiny little beautiful minds if they don't join your thing? Why would you not just tell them that if they never spend another cent with you again, they better fricking join the thing? Why would you not bring the energy and the passion and the fire to what you're selling? Or is it that you don't really believe in it? If that's the case leave and never return.

But presumably you believe in what you're selling. Right? Right. Hi. Hi Janine. Thank you for saying hi. Send me a love heart shower if you believe in what you're selling, because if you do, and you're carrying on like that, it's a travesty, and it's an embarrassment for the entire fucking community and yourself. You should fucking sit up straight and stick your boobs out and have some wine and own your queen power. Who the hell do you think you are? You're a queen sitting on top the throne. Be in the fucking energy of that. be gracious in your power. And be bold in your message. And don't take any fucking shit from that other voice inside of your head. That's basically the main point that I'm trying to say.

I mean, why don't you just act like you fucking believe in it, if you believe in it, right? You can say you believe in it. Why don't ... Oh, fuck that was one of those moments where I nearly threw the glass of wine at the laptop. But it would have been for a worthy cause. Is there any way that I could show my passion and fire more than throwing a glass of beautiful organic red wine at my rose gold MacBook. It can be so tiring to keep being around, being this person when there's struggle around you. I thought you meant it's so tiring sometimes to around me. It's so energising to be around me. The more that you're around me, the more your energy raises, your vibe elevates. Just being in my presence makes you more powerful and you become more abundant and you make more money. So really you should join for that reason if no other reason. And I'm not making it up, it's obvious.

Won't stick your boobs out because someone might lose an eye. Well, bully for you. Me too, as of tomorrow.

What else did I miss here? It can be so tiring to keep being this person when there's struggle around you. I don't fully understand that, but I think there's wine all in the corners of my mouth. What does that mean? I'm missing something that I think is important.

Okay. Stick them out. What do you mean? I don't understand. How am I missing this? It's going straight over my head. I think I've gotten too hyped up on my own excitement.

You gotta fricking own it. You gotta own your awesome. I did a challenge one time, a free challenge called Own Your Awesome. It's really a similar type of thing that we're talking about here. You've got to fucking own it. Thank you. Thank you [inaudible 00:46:22]. You've gotta fucking own it. That's my whole point. It's not enough to just be posting shit on the internet. Nobody cares. I'll stick them out already. I've been doing a fabulous self pleasure routine, actually, on my breasts and on other parts of me. I've been covering myself with love. Not in a gross, sticky way. And just taking the time to love my body.

I had a beautiful moment in yoga earlier this evening where I was like, I think ... I'm being super serious now, so sit up straight and pay attention. We turned into church now. I had this moment in yoga where I was like, "Well this is my last yoga class with these breasts before I do the surgery tomorrow." But in that moment in yoga, I suddenly was like, "I think I'm experiencing right now in this moment the purest love and acceptance that I've ever had for myself. I've spent most of my life completely fucking hating myself, and never even able to look my own self in the eye in the mirror. Took me like eight freaking years of doing 90-minute yoga classes nearly every day to finally be able to look myself fully in the eyes and not look away.

I went into self love, true love of myself last year sometime I feel, but in that moment earlier today, I was like, "I think this is the purest moment of deep self love and acceptance," where I was just like, "I fully fucking love myself in a completely non-ego way." It was just beautiful, and I feel like it's quite a contrast that I'm saying that now to everything else I've been yabbering on about. But it really was, and I was like, "This is the most perfect moment in time ever, because I'm doing something tomorrow that's changing my body, that is daunting or whatever." And I know it's [inaudible 00:48:17] in the right decision. But there's still that part of me that's like, "Um, am I gonna lose a piece of myself, or something, that I'm changing myself?" Something like that. And it was just this moment of no, this is perfect, and it's exactly as it's meant to be, and you just get to fully honour and love yourself right now, and tomorrow's whatever it is. Something like that. It was a glimpse.

Thank you Angela.

It was a glimpse. And also all these things just fell down where I was just like, "Oh my god, I see everything so clearly now." Relationship stuff mainly. And I was like, "Holy shit. It's just so fucking clear and so fucking obvious." And I was like, "This is just how it is." I was in my queen energy. That's what happened. I was standing there and I was like, "I'm like a queen." I was elevated into a queen in that room somehow. Like, my posture changed, my whole presence changed, everything changed, I could see it. I don't know. I'm gonna write about it later.

Now I feel a bit self conscious. That's the truth. It means you step in it again and again. Sometimes I feel like I've run out of poop. I'm like Nathan, who never runs out of poop. Aah. Unagi. I understand. Sometimes I feel that way as well. Sometimes fuck the full on live stream. Sometimes I'm gonna be super quiet and not even turn the fricking light on. The real one or the ... Well, this is the real one. But the other one over there, or the you know one. So that's fine. You can be whoever you need to be each day.

But as a general rule, if you're gonna sell something, then you're gonna fucking sell it, right? You're gonna be like, "Buy the damn thing." Speaking of the queen, I'm feeling coterie. That was a great course, hey? What a good course that was. Many people were transformed by that course.

Okay, I gotta go. What time is it even? Should I even go to bed or just, should I just stay up all night? Oh, this laptop died. I forgot about that.

Breaktheinternet.com has already begun. It is off the hook. We cover many things about many things. The details are in the pinned comment. You would be out of your mind, and not in the good way, to not be part of this. If you remotely resonate with the way that I do business in life, with my soul speaks and your soul says, "Oh my god, yes, there you are, I was waiting for you." Not in a lover sort of way, but in the same sort of way but different. If you experience that with me, and you know that it's 12:22 am, two two two right here in Brisbane, thank you Lisa. It's not Brisbane, but close enough. Then join breaktheinternet.com. Details are down below. I'll see you inside. Doors close fully midnight eastern standard time tonight, Monday, May 28th.

So you have a little bit of time left, but I don't know what the fuck you would be thinking if you would just wait until that final countdown. Join now. If you do it super quickly, I might even let you into the group before I go to bed. Otherwise, I'll be up in several hours, and I'll be doing many things, mostly going to hospital. But I'm sure I'll run a whole fucking business while I'm there somehow.

All right. Love, love, love the badassery of this community. Thank you for being here. Thank you for being you. Thank you for remembering. Life is now. Press play.

We're live. We are live. How shouty can I be in a public park, do you think? Pretty fucking shouty. If it comes out. If it comes out it, comes out, it's just how it is. It's another part of me, it's another side of me. Okay, so, my laptop refuses to connect to my hotspot. Hang on, wait. Let me just adjust, adjust, adjust.

So, my dilemma, hello six fabulous people who are here with me already. Brandon Marshall, you're up front, you're like number one on the livestream. What's up? So, my dilemma, I'm sure you can understand, Indira manifested me here, it's obvious to everybody, everybody send Indira love [inaudible 00:00:55], because she manifested me onto this livestream. She just said so herself.

My dilemma is that if I go this way, watch, if I face this way, you can see that I look fabulous because of the lighting which would be called sun. Some lighting God set up for me earlier, that's why you're up there. However, the problem is I can't see and I'll probably end up crying all day long. Well not all day, maybe just for the livestream as a result of the sun being in my eyes and then you'll be like "Wow, Kat is getting super emotional with her livestreams lately," except I won't be able to see and then I'll have panda eyes because I just applied mascara in the car after Muay Thai.

As you do, so I'm high vibe as fuck right now, because I just did my Muay Thai one on one session which was so flow, so freaking flow, so freaking flow. I felt like shit this morning you guys, I felt terrible and it serves me right because I ate a reasonable amount of jelly, like what do you guys in the US call these? We call them red lolly snakes, so you know those red snakes, the jelly ones, the candy that you get at kids parties? Yeah, I may have eaten a lot of them. An amount that doesn't need to be named and then quite a lot of Doritos, except they were like low budget, low vibe Dorito brand that somebody had, which was just embarrassing for them quite frankly and Twizzlers. They're not called Twizzlers, surely it's more like a gummy worm, but it's like a red one, you have to have the red snakes. You know it's a snake. It's a red snake, it's a long red snake.

Okay, I'm going to change my hair already. It's happening, deal with it.

And then there was like half a bag of Doritos, except they were low vibe Doritos, like a low brand name which nobody should name who bought them and who didn't and who ate them, but I ate them, and then I definitely ate a tonne of bread. I guess it was sourdough and it was served with pumpkin soup, so it was very classy and genteel, but still, many things went into my body that don't normally.

Red vine? They're snakes. They're called snakes. Somebody needs to figure this out. Are these ... Represent? Where are you? They're definitely called snakes. If my Wi-Fi was connecting on my laptop right now, I'd google it and we'd sort it out once and for all.

[Mim 00:03:08], can you find a picture of red snakes, the lolly snakes and let's drop it in as a comment here so that everybody understands? 'Cause it's a critical and important thing, because they seem to not understand what a red snake is. And any good Australian knows what a red snake is. And if you're not a good Australian, but you're associating with me, then I really feel like it's only appropriate that you understand all cultural references and just get that shit sorted forthwith. All right? All right.

So I woke up this morning, I did not feel fabulous. Which is a line that I've somewhat appropriated from my daughter, who one time, when I came out dressed up and ready to go out for a night out, I walked out and she was only five at the time, and she puts her hand up and she says, “Stop, are you wearing that? You do not look fabulous.” I'm not kidding, she did that to me. It was heartbreaking. So anyway, I'm thinking of that moment from nearly four years ago, when my daughter just smacked me down. She's just a basic American [inaudible 00:04:09] and by the way, in case you're wondering, yes I'm wearing the exact same sports bra and exact same top that I've now been wearing for three days and I'm starting to get self conscious about it. I've been sleeping in it too. I did wear different clothes to work out in. I just sweated my ass off and then changed back into the same clothes, which I also sweat in. My new system is just to wear them until they disintegrate even though I have a wardrobe that's probably worth several hundreds of thousandths of dollars, but that's just for show. The whole thing is a show.

Red apples? They're not called red apples. Mim's going to get a picture and put into the comments. They're not called Red Vines.

What's a Twizzler? Isn't a Twizzler like a ... It's swirled around? Doesn't it swirl around and around and around?

Why does this one piece of hair always stick up at the back of my head, do you think? It annoys the crap of me.

So, I went to training at the fight gym and I did not feel fabulous. I was kinda like, "Ugh. Okay." My stomach felt a little bit messed up. All right. Indira is doing the investigation process for us. It's good, because this is an important community matter. And then as soon as I started my warm-up, skipping, like within half a second, stop with the Twizzlers, they can't be called Twizzlers, I don't accept this, 'cause we have something that swirls around and around, like a vine. You guys are calling them Vines and Twizzlers. You're just making shit up, but we have something that swirls around and around and that looks like a vine. You can't post a picture? Why not? Put a link to the picture there Mim if you can't post a picture in the comment. You should be able to put a picture in the comment.

Swedish fish are fish. Okay. That is a random comment. Lisa Whitmore says, "Swedish fish are fish." I feel like she's obviously more wise and profound than all of us 'cause that comment, I have no understanding of what it means, but it sounds extraordinarily deep.

What the Swedish Fish don't exist? I feel like we're going down a strange path. So then as soon as ... But we're going to solve it. I won't leave this unanswered for you.

[Keira 00:06:11], maybe it's something that you can consult on, because obviously you know about all thing's nutrition. What do people in the US and Canada call what I in Australia call a red lolly snake? Somebody needs to figure it out.

I'm trying to get to my story. As soon as I started the skipping, the warm up, before I was even getting to the training, there was just that switch in head, that was like, "Ugh, this is damn good, this is where I'm supposed to be." My body just went yes, my soul said yes, it was like that recognition of, even though this is going to fucking hurt and feel like I might possibly throw up ... Maybe it's a gummy worm, but isn't a gummy worm small? Like I'm sorry, I don't mean to be kinda of rude or inappropriate or sexual in nature about the candy discussion, but I don't know about your small little gummy worms, 'cause we have big red snakes. That's what we have in Australia. It's just how we do things here.

So maybe you guys are getting an inferiority complex and that's why you're refusing to answer. Okay. Susan's put a link up. Yes, that looks like it could be real [inaudible 00:07:13], I can't click on it 'cause I'm on the live stream myself, but it is National Confectionary Company, so I can't vouch for Susan's link, but I feel that it could be on par.

Yes, well. I feel like this story about the workout is quite boring now, but essentially I just got into flow and I was like, "This is where I'm supposed to be." Oh, here's another link. Mim, maybe you can link on these links and validate which one of them is correct so that everybody understands and can move on with their lives?

Our snakes don't look like worms, Brandon. That's an extraordinarily rude and offensive comment.

Our snakes are fucking bad ass, all right? They're very snakey. We've got worms, we know what a fucking worm is, and we know what a snake is. I could pick a worm up probably anywhere around me. I'm hoping that I can't pick a snake up right here anywhere around me. You definitely need these snakes. I'm going to bring some to America when I come in a few weeks. Don't worry. Of course everything's bigger in Australia. Well Texas is Texas, they say that everything is bigger in Texas, but Australia is Australia. So, there's some wisdom for you. For your Monday, or your Sunday night, whatever it is for you.

Anyway, anyway. So then my trainer, whose sister is also my ninja, Mim, who's right here on this live stream, who's going to drop us a link momentarily about Break the Internet, which by the way started already, but the first live training happens in a couple of hours. Mim, you may as well put the link in now.

Breaktheinternet.com. That internet has already been broken, multiple times, and in fact I accidentally put into the sales copy that people come to and say “Fuck me please.” It was legitimately an accident. I meant to say that they'd say, “Fuck me, please give me your offer,” because I was talking about creating your new offering in the programme which started the other day, which you've gotta join today, 'cause it closes tomorrow, but first live training is today. There's a comment, “Where are you?“

So then, I put that in by accident, that people are going to come and say "Fuck me, please.” And then somebody's commented into the group, I told you about how she's just had the best fricking sex ever and it just happened out of nowhere and I was like, “I told you. You're welcome. I manifested that shit for you.” I'm trying to yell at a slightly lower vibe than my normal yelling voice, 'cause there's houses all around. I mean, I'm in like a little alcovey park, like there's a kids playground there and there's a park here, and 'cause I have an appointment at some medical rooms down there in half an hour, so I thought I'd just sit down in this park, but there's all these residential houses around so I don't want to yell to loud.

Anyway, so I'll get back to the story about the training, 'cause it's about the title of this live stream, but breaktheinternet.com, I gotta tell you first is like the epic fucking shit, just random shit that's happened for people already and we only began on Friday, but we haven't done the first live training yet, which is about getting angry, getting angry with yourself for not letting your soul work hard into the world. That's happening today. If you're joining now, you can possibly still get in on that live, or you're going to get the replay and all the content for live anyway. This is a 10 day experience, a smack down, intensive experience.

Is there animals fucking in the background? Well on most of my livestreams, that's normal and true, so I feel like it's kinda of a superfluous question and I'm not really going to attend to it.

So read about that in the comment. Come and join us in the group, the energy is through the fricking roof. If you know that you've been boring, bland, not letting your true work out and you're not having epic, fucking amounts of fun and shenanigans in your business and maybe you're not making the fricking money that you want to be making either with all the soul mate clients, you need to be in Break the Internet.

Read the comment. There's not even a sales pitch to go to. So literally just read the comment. Buy the thing. Join the thing. I'll see you in the thing. We're doing daily trainings starting from today. I said it's a 10 day experience, it's actually going to be longer already, because we started on Friday.

There was two amazing pre-works last week, which you'll get right away when you sign up now, you'll go into the Facebook group. Then we've done two trainings already. We've done one live training on Friday that was like an impromptu little one and then some exercises over the weekend, and now we're doing the first official live training today. So I'm going to like, I'm going to do 10 days starting from today. So all the extra stuff was just extra, extra, extra bonuses and there's already all these crazy results happening and I have broken the internet, several times, already, meaning random shit's just frozen and the whole internet had to wait for me in order to keep going, as it should be because I'm the freaking queen. I stay on my throne. I send my energy out and things just happen in the world. I'm going to teach you about that. As well as how to bend time and space and manifest instantly and a whole bunch of other stuff which is in the comment.

So then, okay, that's that.

Here's about the live stream title, because then Iggy, my trainer, was saying something about how does this new gym, like a fight gym that's opened around the corner, he said, "Did you see this other gym, whatever it's called." I don't remember what's it called, I was like "No I haven't seen it," and then he described it to me with what can only be described as the look of utmost disdain, about it's like one of those places where you just go and do nine rounds or 12 rounds or whatever and they just basically pummelled people and get a sweat out, but there's no technique and no training around it, it's just kind of like, yeah, get people in there, get 'em whacking a lot of shit, pretending that they think they're boxing or fighting, or whatever. Get 'em sweating and then send them on their merry way and then they're happy because they did nine rounds of whatever it was and it took 20 minutes or 27 minutes or whatever, and so they think they had a workout.

And he's like, "Did you hear about it?" And I was like, "No, I didn't really pay that much attention," but I said there's a lot of places like that in the US I notice. It's like a very popular style of fitness, just get people in for a circuit, no thinking, no technique, okay they're going to injure themselves, what the fuck ever. They're not actually really using their muscles, whatever, they're not even understanding how to connect to flow and zen through their training, whatever, but they sweated so they think they had a good time.

Or maybe they did have a good time and they should have a good time, but you know, right, that's how I feel about it, from a training perspective and from a training background perspective. He was just talking about the gym, and then I said to him ... And then we did another round, and then during the break I said to him, "The thing is though, there'll always be a market for people who don't want to think."

What's on my shirt? It's an important question that Jacqueline has posed. It says Religion, that's what it says. It's a cool shirt isn't it? I like it.

So I said to him, "There'll always going to be a market ..." I'm gonna go on my knees. "There's always going to be a market for people who don't want to think, right? In business and in ..." Yeah that's the US in a nutshell. Well there's plenty people who do want to think and here they are here. The funny thing is, you also don't have to think, right? This is a contradiction because I talk all the time about don't think, just act from flow and act from soul.

Like when I've been ... I've got a lot to learn still about fighting, but I just went back and started training again, Muay Tai on Friday, for the first session back in months and it just comes straight back, right? So of course I still want to improve my technique and learn more and more, but I have been doing it off and on for 13, 14 years, so there's a lot of knowledge there, I guess or there's a foundation there. What I remember is when we were doing sparring sessions, which I find scary still for sure, and I go into a slight hyperventilation state, but when I get past that initial fear or the first few times hyperventilating, then you slip into flow, like such fucking super flow and it's like you're dancing. It's like it's a dance, where you may or may or not get your ribs fricking punched in and you might fall to the floor gasping and crying, which happened a few times for sure, but you feel like you're totally in flow and you're dancing and you're not thinking, right? So the advanced version of doing the work, in any area of fitness, business, or life ... By the way, how do you like winter? This is winter. I'm getting a suntan on my arm over here, it feels really hot.

This is why I had to leave Melbourne. I only went for two days over the weekend. It was fucking freezing. It was freezing and then all my people in the UK were like, "I googled the weather and the weather that you're saying is freezing is the same as our summer except it's your winter." I'm like, "Well, that explains the whole situation."

So anyway, the advanced version for writing, for business, for messaging, for training is definitely it's not thinking, it's coming from the core, it's coming from flow. It's just like a dance with life, and that's how I felt inspiring sessions. It's definitely how I feel so much of the time in my writing, or on a livestream, or with clients, or if I'm teaching an event or if I'm hanging with one of my amazing soul mate people in my life, like a close friend or something and we just have a soul flow conversation. And so I talk a lot about don't think, just act from flow and act from the core. However, however, however, that's more like the advanced version, right? If somebody has no results, no knowledge, no technique, no learning, and no fucking clue, whether it's in working out or whether it's in business, then they're probably going to need to learn some things.

Now it depends, because maybe we can just connect in ... Well we can just connect straight into the flow, straight into the core and just instinctively know what to do, right? For sure. But if you take people, a bunch of unfit and uneducated people who don't even have any understanding of how to stabilise their core, and they've got maybe some injuries going on or definitely some structural imbalances and that sort of thing. They don't know how to activate their muscles or use their muscles, they don't know how to breathe properly and then you put them into a circuit based gym where it's just like a timer and they go from station to station and nobody's guiding them or supporting them properly but hey whatever, they're just whacking shit like a kind of crazy child and they're getting a sweat on.

That person is never going to get true full on soul flow, where they're just, their body is working and they're moving with the workout, because they never even learn in the first place how to connect. So maybe they need to learn how to fucking breathe properly. Maybe they need to learn how to activate their core muscles, they need to learn how to use any muscles, they need to learn how to just, like if you're throwing a punch for example. You know where that punch is coming from in your body and you learn and understand that, and then you let go of it and you don't think about and it just works.

Do you see what I mean? It's kind of like people just want this thing where they don't have to think. They can just go on the rounds. They can just follow through and they can just follow some shitty promise basically and because they got a sweat up they feel like they did something. The problem is, with so many of those sort of work out styles, and I was in the industry for years and years and years and I've seen this again and again and so I do still roll my eyes at those sort of fitness places. Problem is 99.99% of people are never getting the sort of results they want, because in order to lose weight and get lean and hot as fuck, your body needs to actually be working. Sweating does not mean your body's working. That's a reality.

So then if we look at business, and this is what I was thinking about when I said, "Tim, you know the reality is there'll always be a market for people who don't want to think." With business, it'd be equivalent to somebody online thinking like there's a 12 step plan, I've just got to find a 12 step plan or a nine step plan or whatever it is, do this, do this, do this, and then I'll become a millionaire online, right? Like, "Oh, but I did an Optum page, and then I did a landing page and then I created a programme and then I setup Instagram and LinkedIn, whatever it was and I went through the steps and so surely because I put the work in, like I got my sweat up, I put the work in, surely I should have a result, right? Because somebody told me that if I did these 12 things in a row, then I'd get a result," and it doesn't work that way. It doesn't work that way if you've got somebody who doesn't already know how to connect into flow and connect into soul and how to trust and believe in what's coming out of them.

But here's the caveat, right, here's the catch, because I'm not here to try and convince people to walk away from their 12 step to a millionaire dollar system that they're following out there or whatever it is that's popular with the kids at the moment. I don't want those people. I'm not actually trying to say to you, that you personally, necessarily need to go and learn technique and fundamentals. Maybe yes, maybe no, you probably know what you need or desire some education or some knowledge around, verus what are the things you just fricking know inside of you, what to say, and how to do it, and how to show up, but are you giving ourself permission? I'm not here for those people.

If I was running a fitness centre, I wouldn't want to go over to the place where the people who think they can do their stupid nine round thing or 12 round thing are and convince them to come to my place where I'm going to educate them properly and then empower them into flow and into magic fucking results with ease and not just the physical results, but the inner results and the certainty and the knowing this and the dance with life. I don't want those people.

I want the people who already knew in the first fucking place what it looks like to actually do the damn thing properly. What it looks like to come from the core, what it looks like to connect with your body and with your soul.

So in business, like I can make fun of it or something, but I'm not here to do this livestream to be like, "Oh I hope that somebody who thought there was a 12 step fucking plan to making a million dollars on line, I hope that I can persuade them to join breaktheinternet.com instead." No way. Hell to the no. That would be a really tiring client to work with for me, because their mindset is there should just be a process. I should just get to follow a process and then I get results so what do I do next? And my answer is going to be, "How about learn to fucking connect to your soul because then you can throw that punch probably, right? Or connect to your core," I'm mixing all my analogies, but it's working, I think.

So what I'm here for is actually the people who, in contradiction to kinda of a lot of stuff I just said, I'm here for the people who know that they can literally just tap into that flow straight away. That they don't have to go through a process first. That maybe there are some techniques they need to learn along the way. So maybe for example, they notice that they feel like they can't really access soul knowledge and soul guidance and it feels kinda of confusing or you feel unsure like I'm not really certain what my soul is telling me to do or I'm not sure what intuition is saying, so then maybe that person gets to learn from me something around journaling, or connecting to soul, or connecting to inner guidance and they develop a practise around it in order to practise tapping into intuition, in order to practise acting from that and so that's your equivalent to learning your technique, right?

Like I had to really apply myself to learning how to throw my kicks properly in fighting because ... And I still have to think about it sometimes, because if I don't think about it my automatic non-thinking response is kinda of, like it's limited, I don't go all the way through, right? So I stop and think a lot of the time and I think where do I want this to come from and I take the time to connect my mind to my soul to certain parts of my body and then it works, right? Then I throw the kick properly and then if in sparring and then that's when I'm like, "Well, I'm not going fricking think about while I'm in sparring. I'm in that flow zone and you've just gotta go and how it comes out is how it comes out."

All right, so it's the same how in business or clients who I'm working with or this stuff I've been teaching about breaktheinternet.com. There's going to be people who are like, "Well I don't know what my soul is telling me to sell, or to message, or how to put myself out there, or how to build my brand or show up," and I'm going to be like "Okay cool, so here's how you connect into that. Here's what to feel. Here's how to feel it. Here's a practise. Here's a process around it, but no it's not a 12 step fucking formula or if you do this, this, this, and this then you make a million dollars. I'm not here to teach you that. That does not exist. What I'm here to teach you is to connect to what's already natural inside of you, right?"

And that's what I love about fight training and learning how to be better at Muay Thai. It's something that's already in me. I'm not trying to learn something that doesn't already exist in me. I'm trying to learn or I'm remembering, not even learning, I'm remembering how to use my body naturally in that way which my body already does know how to do, so I might take the time to connect and to think about it in training and with technique stuff and drills and that sort of thing. But then when it gets time to sparring time, it's like let go and let flow. Same as here. We might take the time in breaktheinternet.com for example, to allow you to learn and understand how to connect deeper to flow, deeper to could, deeper to your inner guidance, how to know what to sell, how to sell it, and what to say, and how to say it, but then it's going to be like, "Okay, now it's time to let go and let flow." Actually, we'll be doing it all at once, it won't be like this, this, and then this.

So, that's it. There's a big-ass spider on my laptop right now. I'm going go, because I've got an appointment in eight minutes that I've gotta drive a minute away to.

Oh you're fine.

So, I'm going to finish up. I could keep talking for ages, but I do have an appointment so I want you to think about how this applies to your business and what you need to put into place as far as listening to yourself and also read the pinched comment there that Mim's dropped in, it says breaktheinternet.com-whereareyou and then there's a whole bunch of stuff under that. Where are you?

Read through what we're doing in that programme, it is next level bad ass. We started on Friday, we're doing the first live training today, you've got to get in there. It's just an incredible group, total bad asses, I think we're up to nearly 100 entrepreneurs in that group now. So let's get you your place in there right now. We'll close the doors tomorrow, but you'd be crazy to wait until tomorrow because we're doing the first live training today.

All right. I'll see you in there.

Have an amazing rest of the day and don't forget, "Life is now, press play."

Hi. Okay. I'm figuring shit out. I'm figuring out my situation. I think I'm situated. Okay. I'm ... I'm in bed, that's what's up.

Okay. What's happening with my internet, people? My internet ... I'm at home, the internet can't be going out. We're not in Bali anymore, but sometimes the internet in bedroom's dodgy because I'm up so high and I'm right next to the ocean. The ocean is like 50 yards away.

Hello. Welcome to the Katrina Ruth Show where anything could happen and probably will.

Hey Caitlin. Oh that made a difference didn't it?

I have a special delivery coming in for me. Look at this, wine delivered to my bed. Can you please open the door for me -

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- because I'm getting overheated already.

Hello Melanie. Hello Amber. Hello [Luanna 00:01:20]. Hey Michelle, just manifested a live stream from me.

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Careful. Go downstairs with Phina. I'll be down soon.

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No, no, no. You've got to go downstairs with Phina.

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Come on. We'll do something fun. Lets go.

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Hey Angela. Hey Joe.

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Come on.

I'm coming.

All right. How did I get the special emojis? Because I'm a ninja and because my team of ninjas ... He's left now. Not happy about it though.

What he did before he left was pulled out my tripod balancing stand, which was a pirate book, so now we're going to have to resort to a Monster's University book to put under the tripod because otherwise the tripod's just balancing on the bed.

I don't even know what I want to talk about. What did I say the title was?

Oh that's right, because I know exactly what I want to talk about. Don't worry.

All right, we have the Big Monsters on Campus, Monster's University tripod balancing stand is there. Welcome to the show.

Oh do you know what, I just realised my team aren't online to share this live stream. I better share it over to my page.

How'd ... That's all anyone what's to know is about the emojis. How? You be Katrina Ruth, that's how. Like a smart ass. You can do it in the Facebook Creator app. I didn't do it though.

I'm going to share this live stream over to my personal page into the daily ass kickery and then we're going to get into the show and I just wanted to come on, have my wine delivered to me upstairs in bed. You found I'm cool.

Damn that's a good wine. That's a new one. Seraphina went wine shopping for me. Smart ass. She's chosen an exceptional wine.

Seraphina, who's arm you may have just seen appearing on camera bringing me the wine, is my amazing nanny/incredible at home personal assistant/she's a ninja in various aspects of my social media here at the Katrina Ruth Show.

Okay, you know what, I just did this amazing, amazing audio for my Breaktheinternet.com members. Actually the programme hasn't even started. It doesn't start until tomorrow.

Wait. That is such good wine. I'm definitely enjoying it.

But it was pre-work. I did the audio as some pre-work, some additional pre-work. We already did pre-work two days ago and then long story short, I was driving along and I realised I wanted to create an audio and make some new pre-work for my members and I thought I'd talk about it a little bit here on this livestream, because it's such a powerful and important part of being as magnetic as fuck ... As magnetic as fuck ... Magnetic as fuck online, which has to do simply with being all that you already are and letting all that you are out.

Who here has joined Break the Internet already and why will this live stream not share to my page? I'm going to ask Kelly too or I'll try and do it one more time. I'm trying to share it over to my personal page but it's just being a mother fucker and refusing to let me. Oh here we go.

You know what, a lot of people ... Me, yes you have. A lot of people assume that I'm a natural extrovert, but if you get to know me I'm actually super introverted in real life and what I was teaching my members about ... If you're in Break the Internet, I don't think you've got this audio yet, it's still being converted and it's going to drop into the group in the next, however long. Very soon anyway.

What I was teaching and explaining in that training was around how to let what's inside of you already out, because actually in order to show up fully online as a leader, as a powerful, revolutionary, bad ass leader, it's got nothing to do with already being a person who feels super charged with confidence or that you always know exactly what to say or anything like that at all. It's simply got to do with letting the real you out.

That's kind of what I wanted to talk about today, but I'm getting kind of grumpy here because my internet's being super shitty and not letting me share my livestream over to my personal page.

Can you ... And daily asskickery. All right, so I'll get Kelly to do it because otherwise it's just going to keep distracting me.

Anyway, today I had my first day back in Australia. I haven't been here ... I've barely been here all year to be quite honest with you. I've been here for a total of two weeks for the entire fucking year I think, and today was my first day back again after being away again, again, in Bali, so it was a bit of a frazzle day just with the kids and running around and doing stuff and then tomorrow we're flying away again. Going away for a couple of days to my hometown in Melbourne for a six year old birthday party. Why would you not? Of course, for my nephew, and so it's kind of that slight feeling of never endingness is creeping up upon me.

Where I get a little frazzled, I guess, when I think about it, but more so that I feel like it's going to impact my ability to show up and do what I want to do in my business or for example, I've been out all day and I've have an in and out of the car, driving around doing errands sort of day, and doing some bis stuff as well and doing some things for myself.

I came home just now, 10 minutes ago, and I thought, well I can go live or I can go sit down and be a good mom and be with my children, who I haven't been with for two or three weeks. I have already spent quite a bit of time with them today actually, like early this morning before school and then during gymnastics for each of them and we did the park and we did a playground café and so definitely spent time with them.

Now, coming onto live stream, I was like, well I could just sit down now, watch a movie with the kids and I'll definitely be online later tonight and do some more business stuff or I thought I could sneak up here into my bedroom and kind of like my plan was to sneak away so that they didn't notice, but obviously Nathan just came in and noticed, and just do a quick little live stream for you guys.

Funnily enough or I don't know if this is funny or not, but for me that's what I kind of look at as my time. It's definitely not the only thing that I would look at as my time is to do a live stream, but it's definitely something where I was like, well if I go straight into that kind of evening witching hour with my children watching a movie and then cooking dinner and or playing Play Dough or whatever it is that we're going to do, there's that slight disconnect that I feel inside of me, where it's like I didn't fully honour my soul and then I feel a tiny bit shitty about it, right, I feel a little bit, not shitty at the kids or anything like that, I guess more so shitty with myself for not honouring myself and for not honouring what it is that I need to do.

Also I haven't fully let out what's inside of me and so therefore there's this heightened energy. Have you ever noticed that? Maybe you've noticed this if you're a mom as well or a dad or could be to do with other things in your business. Maybe what you do is you go like, oh I really should go and do such and such admin shit in my business or I should go and finish off cleaning out my emails or answering people's inquiries and responses, but really what your soul needs and what would allow you to feel fulfilled and happy, would be to do some content for example and to show up and do a live stream or maybe write a blog post or share a story or essentially just unleash some form of messaging from inside of you.

When we talk about showing up for all of you, a big of that, it's kind of what I said earlier, just letting that natural ... Oh my God. I don't know what I'm doing with my legs here. They're all tangled up in a pretzel.

I'm going to give you a comment and then I'm going to keep talking. My page finally loaded over here.

Okay, I just popped a comment in, which is about Break the Internet. It starts on Friday, US time on Friday, but we're right into pre-work now. We did an incredibly powerful pre-work exercise two days ago in the group.

The group is out of control with bad assery. If you're in the group, how freaking good is it? Then I've just created a new pre-work training for today as well, which is essentially my favourite exercise that I've personally used for years now, in order to bring that extrovert, performer, entertainer side of me out, even as an actual introvert and even when I feel self conscious or I don't feel like showing up or I feel like I don't know how to really let that soul side of me out so that I'm speaking to people's souls and speaking to their hearts and getting the response, right.

Break the Internet, it's called Breaktheinternet.com because it's just what I felt like calling it. Don't go the URL because it's not going to be my landing page for sure. I don't know what's at that website, I haven't even bothered to type it in.

It's a day intensive smack down and it's ll about getting back to the real raw core of who you are and just unleashing the beast, so to speak, unleashing the soul beast. Letting people see and feel all of you and essentially in order to do that, as part of it, completely wiping off the table any sort of bullshit or drama you've got around feeling like not able to or self conscious or that you hold yourself back or you just don't share your full truth, you do some kind of half baked version of it.

There's a lot of really deep powerful work that we're going to be doing this programme. You can read the pinned comment after we finish if you like and if it's speaking to you, you can just purchase straight from in there and jump straight into the group. It's on fire already and we haven't even started.

This programme came straight out of my soul. If you read what's there, that's my entire sales copy is right there in a comment. There's nothing else, there's no sales page or anything like that and I wrote it in 10 to 15 minutes and it came from pure fury because I was shitty at myself and I wrote about this on Sunday last week when the programme came out of me.

I was really shitty at myself. I was feeling like I haven't been letting all of me out. I've been in part, maybe not fully showing up and performing and doing what I'm meant to do because I've been travelling or whatever, bullshit, story, story, story, doing other things instead, but also that when I was showing up with my writing, with my speaking and being here or wherever I am, that I was holding something back, I wasn't letting my true soul out and I think that this just happens naturally.

No matter how good you are, no matter how practised you are, and I'm pretty fucking practised at showing my soul on the internet, if we don't consciously set that intention that I'm going to give all of me, I'm going to let people see all of me, I'm gong to bare my naked soul to the world, I'm going to let my truth out, then we naturally just tend to let, I guess, some kind of a mask build up on us over time. It could be because maybe something triggered us or got to us or we had a moment of insecurity or it could just be that it freaking builds up, the same way that dustiness and dirt builds up on your skin. You got to shower every so often.

For me it's like a soul shower. When I get into a good journaling session or a good [inaudible 00:12:26] work session, which is what I did on Sunday, where I kick my own ass and I really sat down and I was like, right, lets bring it bitches, I'm going to kick my own ass. In fact I'm going to share my journaling.

Here's an unannounced bonus that I haven't even told anybody about, not even my members in Breaktheinternet.com, I'm going to share my exact journaling from Sunday, because what I did was, I did this empowered kind of rage and aggression filled journaling session. If I had my journal upstairs here I'd pull it out now and read a few bits, but it's downstairs and I don't want to risk getting the kids noticing that I'm not there again. They'll come running up here and then I won't be able to say anything.

I did this kind of kick my own ass journaling session where I was really just like, this is bullshit and I'm sick of it and I just want to feel this and I want to let loose what's inside of me and I was empowered and I was passionate and I was angry, right, I was angry at myself. I started to get the idea for a programme and I knew that the first module will be, Get Angry.

"Looking tan as fuck," says Karen. Thank you. I appreciate it, because like a normal freaking woman, the first thing I noticed was something I didn't like about myself when I jumped online. I should reframe that. Actually, lets reframe that a normal woman notices how fucking fabulous she looks, but the first thing that I noticed was that my hair was a little bit greasy and I started to get self conscious about it. All right, but I still continued on. I didn't jump off the live stream when I and noticed it.

Anyway, I appreciate it Karen. Perfect time for a wine break. God damn that wine's good.

I was getting angry and I knew that I was going to do a programme. I hadn't known that I was going to do a programme. I had no plan to launch something new when I sat down. I went down to the beach, the restaurant in front of the beach where I was at in Bali, Sunday afternoon, I was going to be going out for drinks at 5:00 PM and it was like 3:00 PM and I actually was just ... The reason I went down to journal was, I was like, I'm not going to enjoy my evening going out and we were planning a big night of going out and just being social and meeting new people and doing this kind of social connecting experiment that I've got going on at the moment, and so I knew that I wouldn't be fully in my flow zone with that.

I just felt like I was shitty, right. I was shitty at myself because I knew that in my business I hadn't been fully expressing myself, I'd been hiding, holding back. Not in a ... I still show the fuck up, that's the reality, but it's about what we feel individually.

I went and sat down to journal and the journaling got super fiery, it got super revved up and I just got into massive amounts of clarity and empowerment, but there was this aggressive energy to it and it was all coming from soul flow.

What I was just saying, I'm going to share that exact journaling as an unannounced bonus into Breaktheinternet.com and that will be when we officially kick off tomorrow, so go to the pinned comment after this, read about Breaktheinternet.com, get your ass in there if you would like a 10 day intensive smack down from my soul to yours.

The first module is going to be Get Angry, so it will be appropriate that I'll share my example of how I really reached into my soul and then when you read the overview for this programme you're going to see or you're going to feel that it came from a place inside of me. It didn't come from a thinking place of how do I come up with an offer or programme or something like that. It came from this place inside of me of aggressive energy, right.

Sometimes when I download something from the soul it feels super, I guess, flowy and floaty and more of a so called light energy, whereas this feels a little darker and a little heavier, but in a completely beautiful way and you can just feel it when you read the copy.

Well that sales copy took maybe 10 minutes to write, if that. I don't think it was even remotely 10 minutes and what happened was I would do my journaling like I said and then I wrote a blog post, which I very politely called You Snivelling Whiny Little Bitch, because I'm super friendly like that, and then somebody re posted it and talked about leaders online being violent in their languaging. I was Like holy shit, people who don't freaking read between the lines. Not my people, be on your way.

Anyway, it was such a kick your ass blog post, but of course I'm writing it first and foremost for myself and it really just lit me up with love and power and rage and all those things definitely go together. I think that's obvious, right? For the right people they were like, holy fucking shit, I needed to hear that.

After I wrote the blog then the programme just kind of flew out of me. I was not like, let me quickly whip up a programme offer before I go down to the beach club for sunset drinks and then going out into the evening. I was like, I need to unleash something inside of me or I'm not going to be a very good person to hang out with tonight and I'm going to be distracted and I'm not really going to be feeling in flow. I just was like, this is what I want to do for me before I go out.

All right, so then I did that, programme just flew out of me. You can feel the energy of it in the post and it was that simple because it came from a place of showing all of me, right, which is the title of this live stream. It came from a place of, I didn't give a fuck, I wasn't thinking about what do I create to sell or what do I create to get people's attention, what do I create to be magnetic online. As soon as you start to think about, how should I be magnetic online? How should I be a powerful leader? How should I be anything? Well, you immediately, what you're doing actually is complete anti manifestation because you're saying that I'm not that thing, how should I be that thing? If I'm not magnetic, how do I be magnetic? That's stating that you're not magnetic, so that's what you're then creating and manifesting, right.

It's like if somebody tries to be cool, it's like you're not cool dude. You're trying to be cool. You're a try hard, right, whereas if they completely themselves then they're cool as fuck in whatever way that is for them, right, and for us here's the thing, not everybody out there is magnetic and can be a leader and make a fuck load of money online and have an insane bad as following of people who just binge on their content like it's Netflix. That's reality, but if you're here ...

Hey Matthew. Shout out. If you're here, then you know who you freaking are, right, but that doesn't mean you don't need to kick your own as snow and again. If you know that that's who you are and that's inside of you, then that's all you need to know. You don't need to ask how to do it, you just need to fucking be it. But how do you be it? Okay, you don't ask how to be it, you just be it.

It feels confusing. I know, it's annoying. Lets have some wine and take a moment and then I'll explain.

How? How? How did I unleash such a powerful programme that people are just like, holy fuck I've got to part of that, right, and when you read the comment about it you're like, even if it doesn't speak to you and you're like, no it's not for me, but you'll feel that it came from a real raw place.

How? Because I didn't fucking sit down to ask myself how I can quickly make a few extra tens of thousands of dollars on the internet in a couple of days, which is what ultimately then happened and then some, because then it kind of triggered into a bunch of other stuff as well, not even relevant to this business, because it was like super flow had been activated.

I didn't sit down to do that. I didn't even sit down to write about [inaudible 00:19:39] blog post. I didn't sit down to come up with a programme. I didn't sit down to actually do anything for you guys, sorry to tell you. I was not sitting down with you in mind. I was sitting down shitty at myself. I was sitting down because I wanted to kick my own ass.

Natalia says, "I tuned into your live before I joined it." Perfect, we're on the collective energy wave length here. You just got the signal and then you're Like, oh yeah, I'll come and listen to the human version, but you're getting it anyway. I love it.

That's the thing, right, I was giving myself what I needed. I was kicking my own ass. I was doing what I needed to do for me and as a product of doing that and as a product of reminding myself who I fucking am and kicking my ass to be who I am, something came forth from me, spewing like a fiery river into the night or actually it was the Bali sunset and it was very beautiful.

Then I did that blog and that that was just to unleash my soul, because I freaking needed the release and I wanted the release and I desired the release and there will be no blanket till marshmallows. There is a blanket here and it's possible ... This is embarrassing for everybody, but predominantly for me. There might be a bowl of kind of stale chocolate licorice bullets in the drawer next to my bed.

It could be an illusion. It might not actually exist or be real. We'll taste test. They look pretty old. I actually was like, I wonder if there's chocolate in that drawer, I know I used to put it in there sometimes.

I think they're pretty old. I have no recollection. Lets test. They're fucking good though. I don't know what this round thing is. I don't trust it.

Okay. I'm allergic to licorice. I'm just letting you guys know. Anything could happen now. That's probably why they're still in there, because I fucking love it. All right, lets manifest that I'm not ... Fuck I can feel it already. Don't worry I'm not going to pass out, but I can feel it already. I'm just a rebel. I just don't give a fuck. I'm just going to eat stuff that I react to.

Okay, that was a reckless and kind of stupid move. I think the wine will help cleanse it through my body so that I don't have any more of a reaction than the one that I can already feel.

I definitely have always been allergic to licorice, but you know, I'm reckless as fuck. As long as I drink plenty of water I can handle the allergic reaction. I sound like a moron, but I like chocolate licorice so much, but then I did kick my own ass about it later and people kept buying me licorice bullets because I think I talked about it and then I overdosed on them one night and I was fucked up for an entire three days.

All right, so anyway, my soul's a little bit of an immature child at times I think and just likes to do stuff. I can feel the freaking flush coming. I'm making it up. I'm so full of bullshit. I'm just making the story in my head aren't I? I feel like I want to take my top off though because I'm getting a hot flash from it.

All right, so anyway, we're talking about how to be all that you are on the internet. I didn't even use the word internet, just be all that you are in general real life.

What's the name of this live stream? Let me check. Let me make sure I get it right because it's important and I might accidentally say the wrong thing, not that I've got any fucking clue what I'm saying anyway. Doing the damn work of being all of you. Well exactly right. Exactly right.

I wasn't being all of me. I'd become the most boring person in the entire internet, if not the world, and then I did a live stream about that.

Lets cleanse this licorice out. I only had two. Do you think it's appropriate that I just looked over at my books right then and I happened to, the first book that caught my eye is Russell Brand's book on getting past addiction? I think there's something to be said about that. It's a great book by the way.

You know, I did the crazy ass livestream from the cab then on the way to going out, because I was so riled up and I talked about how I was the most boring person on the internet, but the point is that doing the damn work of being all of you, there's many things that could be said about that. I did an entire training for my members and it's not even part of the official content, it's just pre-work.

I did that training today. It's dropping now or tonight sometime into the group and you can get that right away and then we start officially around about this time tomorrow, so Friday morning US time. What time is it even ... Nope. It will be even later than that. Whenever it is, we start on Friday. I don't even know when it is, all right, and I do the training on how to bring out the extrovert side of you that's in there even if you're a natural introvert and step into the performer, entertainer, leader and using the exact exercise that I've used for sometime now, where it's now automatic, I don't have to think about it, but how I kind of based it, what I based it on to step into my true entertainer, performer.

That's just one side of it, because what I'm saying now, the other side of it that I'm saying now is, well what if you just always gave yourself the space and opportunity to be all that you are, right.

What I did on Sunday, no I'm not going to go out socially until I've done what I need to do for me, because it's just what I felt to do and I was going into myself to deal with my own shit. I wasn't doing that to try and make a buck or an extra few bucks or whatever it was and that's just, you know, it's a trust thing isn't it, because I know that it seems like, well but if I never tried to make money or to build my following online or to get a sale, then how would I ever get there?

I guess the question is, well do you trust that you're going to be the person who'll actually do the damn work, because for me it's just a natural flow and effect of being all that I am. When I be all that I am, I naturally am a powerful messenger and leader and I'm also a natural bad ass sales person. That's me being all that I am. I don't have to remind myself to do that. I've been selling since I was three years old, right. Nobody taught me. It was in my blood from day one. I just figured it the fuck out and I always had a side hustle and I did many things of somewhat disrepute and many things of grand repute I imagine and I was always making money.

Sure, I learned some stuff about selling over the years. I learned some things about some things, but mostly I threw out everything I learned because all of the strategies that I use now and really what I'm teaching in Breaktheinternet.com is about getting back to who you are. All the strategies I use, how I show up now, this is the me who was there when I was three years old or five years old or ten years old. This is the me who was inside of me even when I was a really shy, awkward, super geeky, nerdy kid, that me was still there and would come out on the right occasion, right, and particularly when there was a hustle to be had or a creative endeavour to be dived into.

Nobody needed to tell me, nobody needed to show me and I didn't need a rule book or to follow rules, it Just fucking happened the same way that it is now.

You know, I jumped on this live and I was like, I'm not sure where this will go. I feel like it will be quite a quiet live and it's getting a little rowdy as it is. It doesn't really matter, but the point is, I did start to say this earlier and of course I lost it, I was saying why I jumped on this live was not, again, not to do a live stream, not to make a sale, not to even impart my glorious pearls of wisdom to you. It was because I was thinking about, am I going to spend the next two or three hours sitting down ...

Is my cheek getting licorice puffy? Does my cheek look blown up like a squirrel's been in there with its nuts? That sounds bad. Is my cheek puffy as though I am a squirrel and I've been storing nuts in it or am I imagining it? That's how it looks to me.

I jumped on the live because I was thinking about spending the next three hours doing, you know, being a mom and playing with the kids and I just knew that I'd feel a little like I hadn't let out what's inside of me if I did that and I thought I would do a quick 20 minute live stream and then I'm gong to feel good because I enjoy doing that and I like to let my message out and then I'm going to feel ready to relax and unwind and be with my children and go through all that and enjoy that time and space.

Then, you know, as it happens, I found my flow, we're talking about some things. I'm sure it's impacting somebody in some way and maybe even someone's going to join Breaktheinternet.com, right, and that is a bonus and an outcome of me doing the damn work of being me.

What does it mean for you to do the damn work of being you? Does it mean stepping up into different areas in your business in a practical sense or does it simply mean honouring what you need?

I stood right there in my bathroom ... Visual to prove that there really is a bathroom there. There it is. It's real. It's got a huge bath. If it's daytime, if you're in that bath you can look out that window there and you'll see the entire fucking ocean, both of those windows there. There's all those books with Russell Brand's book over there. Best view ever when I wake up in the morning in my bedroom.

I stood in the bathroom and my face was shiny, so then I was like, oh I'll put some powder on and do a live stream, but I was like, maybe I won't. I nearly went back downstairs. I'd already tod Fina I'm going to do a live stream. I was like, I don't need to, maybe I won't. I thought maybe I would just go chill with the kids and then I was like, no, because I can just feel that desire and that need to unleash something and that's who I am.

When I'm being all of me, when I'm doing the damn work of being who I am, I'm letting out what's inside. You know, there's some many points through the day for each of us and I let many of them slip away because maybe I'm driving or I'm at the gym or whatever, but there's so many points for each of us through the day where you have a download, you have something pulling at you. I didn't even have really a download of being fired up about talking. I had a title, but I didn't have a fired up energy about all these things I wanted to say, but I had a pulling at me to share something, to say something, to just turn the camera on, to press go live and to just do my damn thing, right.

There's many times for each of us through the day where you have an inspired idea or a little flicker of, oh this would be a post, and then you let it go. I think sometimes that's fine. You know, maybe you are fucking driving, you don't have to pull over every time you have an idea and do a live stream, but maybe sometimes you do, right.

I swear to God, this cheek has gone puffy as fuck. All right, I'm trying not to get distracted by it.

Maybe sometimes you do. Maybe sometimes now you could start to get more into a process of saying yes when you're being guided to take action from within. I could have said no to myself on Sunday. I could have said, it's already 3:00 PM, I'm supposed to be meeting my friend at 5:00. There's a fucking sunset that we're supposed to watch so you don't want to get there too long after 5:00, right. I was conscious of the time and I was grumpy and a bit tired. I could have said to myself, no look it's not a big deal, I'll journal in the morning, but something within me was like, sit your ass down and deal with what you're feeling shitty about inside of yourself right now and so I went and did it.

Blog came out, fucking programme download came out. My entire energy state just shifted and changed in that moment. I'd been writing on a super flow wave, you know, like nothing else ever since and everybody's seen and felt it and jumped on board as well and that is what happens when you say yes to you.

When you think about it, when I look back, all of these moments, so many moments in my business story, so many programmes, so many things that have made a serious fuck load of money, if I look back to where that came from, the things that have made the most money with the greatest ease and had the greatest impact into other people's lives, they 100% came from me saying yes to flow into my soul.

In fact, I've never had an insanely successful programme that made me a lot of money, that came from a place of me sitting down and asking myself, what should I come up with to sell and make money? All right, so stop doing that shit. It's a waste of fucking time and it's draining.

It all came from me responding to something inside of me, so you can see that in a very real sense, I wouldn't have this business and you wouldn't even be here, none of us would be here on this live stream or maybe in this world at all, right, because I created the world after all. The world I live in, I don't mean I'm God.

This business wouldn't be here though if I hadn't of built a habit of saying yes to my soul.

I thought that I was going to get on here and talk about doing the damn work of being all of you, relevant to, I guess, being more charged or fired up or magnetic or whatever online. I guess that is kind of what I've talked about, but it's come out in a different way, because here's the deal right, when you're saying yes to you, when you're doing what you need to do for you, the outcome will automatically be that the right soul mate people are magnetically attracted to that.

If this is something that's speaking with you ... I'm going to read you my sales copy now because I like to read.

It's time to get angry with yourself for being so restrained, so held back, so shockingly and appallingly and awfully careful. Don't you remember who you are?

I should have scripted this so I remembered it.

Didn't you come here to break the God damn internet and not with your ass, although if you aren't sure, why not. Don't you want to let what's inside of you out and aren't you sick of it eating you alive?

That's how I feel when I'm not letting it out. I feel disgusted at myself.

I think I'm going to re watch my own live stream from Sunday in order to just kick my own ass again, because I was just like, this is vile. It's a disgusting feeling when we are not being all of who we are. Okay, I'm just ad lipping on the sales ... Ad libbing, not ad lipping, on the sales copy.

It's disgusting, it's nauseating and it's killing you, not so damn softly either.

Well guess what? I see you. Yes I do. I've done the exact same thing. I already told that story. What you think I'm just being an asshole on the internet and yelling at everybody?

Well, somebody did because then she re posted a bit of blog the next day and said I was a violent leader. All right, anyway, not one of our people.

You know that my message is always first and foremost for me and today I came here to call to arms, all of us, to call to war, to call to fucking soul aligned bad assery, the women, the men, the you who was born for it and ready to fucking bring it.

Breaktheinternet.com. No, there's no URL, I just like how it sounds. A 10 day smack down experience, you and me all the way in.

Okay, all week long I've been saying that it's a 10 day intensive experience and I just read in my own copy that it's a smack down, so that sounds more aggressive than in intensive, so it's going to be even more brought than what we thought we were going to bring.

Strictly limited to certified crazy critters who refuse to conform and know that they just can't refuse.

I feel like something is missing. All right, no need to edit.

For you if you strongly suspect that there is a way to do business and life which does not fucking involve doing what they tell you and that not so deep down you are quite certain that the way you're pussy footing around the internet, be honest biatch, and your life right now is never going to get you to the place you dream of. Not to mention it might kill you or somebody else with how freaking boring it is and then what sort of sabotage are you going to get into because you're so bored with your life.

I haven't done anything this intensive and did, this is true, at this sort of price point for literally years. I'm ready to tear shit up and I've already started in the group.

How bad ass is the Facebook group already for this programme? It's out of control with madness.

I want the exact actual bad asses that are born of it here with me. All the ...

Oh. Do you like how I just broke the fucking internet reading about Break the Internet. I think Mark Zuckerberg is messing with me.

What was I up to? All right, I want the exact actual bad asses born for it here with me. Can't freaking pre prepare that shit. That was crazy.

You'll be receiving daily deep dive content from me, in fact you're receiving it before you even start.

You could wait like a crazy person til tomorrow to join up at the last minute and then you're going to be hustling your ass off to do the pre-work at the last minute when we're already starting the actual 10 day work. I mean, you're going to get it all to keep for life anyhow, but why would you do that? Why?

Be a person who says yes to their soul fast. It's not just about saying yes to your soul, it's about learning to say yes to your soul fast. The faster you get used to saying yes to your soul fast ... Say fast more often. The more you do it without hesitation, the higher the results. That's a real thing, right.

It's actually the same as what my mom used to teach me and what church used to teach me about getting into heaven, right. If you live in faith and commit your life, this is what I learned growing up, then you get in with pearls and gold and shit, but if you wait til the last minute before you accidentally die to ask for forgiveness, then you get in, as they call it, by the skin of their teeth.

Well, however you might feel about that, that's the same thing with saying yes to your soul, for sure. If you drag it the fuck out and then say yes to your soul eventually ... Look at that bloody nail ... Then you're going to get some results but you missed out on a lot of the gold and glory and the flow zone things. That's true and if you get used to saying yes to your soul right away, that's where true abundance and receiving with ease ...

Just broke again. What a MOFO. Okay, so anyway, don't wait to sign up, particularly because I might not be able to finish reading all of this and then you'll know nothing about anything except it is in the comments, so the link is in there to buy, to join me. Join me, join me, join me.

Daily deep dive content, that's what I was up to. Insane shit going down. Daily ass kicking and alignment smack downs, of course. Precise instructions on how to reach into your soul and show us what is actually there. It could be scary.

Okay, there's a lot I'm going to read here.

As the result of this you will break the fucking internet with your true soul content.

I'm going to read it fast. Are you ready for this? I could read it in an accent or I could read fast, you choose.

Call in your soul tribe by demonstrating with fire and passion what you actually stand for and against. Polarise like a mother fucker and no doubt lose some people.

Number four, probably lose weight and have insane sleep and sex because you'll be so in alignment and fired up. Warn the appropriate people for the latter, I'm not kidding. That's for the sex bit.

Number five make new friends and met killer clients in this intensive and for collusion's of no doubt questionably epic levels.

Number six, create and launch minimum one new offering, the kind that leaves people on the edges of their seat saying, "Fuck me please.'

I don't think I thought about that when I wrote it. I've never re read this copy until right now. I didn't mean ... I didn't mean that they're going to be saying, "Fuck me please.' I meant that they're going to say, "Fuck me, please." Like, fuck me, that's amazing. Please give it to me, but when I read my own copy now it looks like I'm promoting that they're going to be saying to you, "Fuck me please." Like I said, I never re read the copy until now.

It is what it is and that's all it is.

Tear down a tonne of limiting beliefs, not to mention bullshit in your bis that you thought fucking mattered.

I wonder why none of my team told me about that? They're just like whatever, that's probably something she should say.

Learn how to leverage social media like a mother fucker. Where to post your shit and what to do with it. How to leverage, repurpose, get insane engagement and more. How I copyright with ease and flow.

I'm still like, my mind is a little bit blown that nobody's commented on that to me all week.

How I copyright with ease and flow, without re editing anything. It obviously still works. Oh my God, I'm cracking up at myself because now it says that I'm going to teach you how to do it with almost zero mistakes or edits required. Well almost is almost, okay.

To make millions of dollars per year. Well that's a given. Including a paint by numbers formula which any monkey can follow and then promptly discard, of course. Why would you want to follow a paint by numbers monkey formula, but you can have it if you like and then you can toss it out the window like a cake.

Promptly discard when your soul delivers the goods. I don't know if you noticed, but I just did an automatic bicep flex there. It's a little embarrassing so I'm going to draw attention to it in case you noticed and thought that I'm ... I don't know, whatever you thought, but now I've pointed it out so you can think whatever else you want to think.

Okay, there's three more points. How to access your highest soul guidance on any situation and always know what to do. Of course.

Exactly how I do my instant manifestation and mindset work each day. That might be my favourite bit, one of them. Every bit is my favourite, they're all my favourite bits.

A fuck load more, which will no doubt come through me as we go.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Pre-work starts Tuesday. That already happened. Where are you? That's on. Pre-work's already on and the programme, Breaktheinternet.com starts Friday, May 25.

Enough is enough. It's time to do what you God damn here to do. All the way in or all the way out and then there's an infusion self link. There's no sales page. I know you're going to need to write a letter. You're going to need to have a cup of tea. Maybe have some licorice bullets to soothe you. Have some wine.

There's no sales page. You're going to deal with or not deal with it, whatever it is. Then get added to the closed Facebook group right away before we even start.

If you sign up now I will add you. I will be online for many hours still. Linda Doktar is somewhere in my home. She may or may not be home right now, I don't know, but she's appearing and we will be up late.

#Shenanigans. That to do with Linda but it's also right here in the sales copy.

Normally there'd be a proper sales page and shit, but normally I don't go behind my team's back on a Sunday afternoon to randomly launch something. Normally, wait, we don't fucking do normal.

I'll see you inside. Booyah.

That the whole sales copy. Now I read it aloud for you and also found a few minor, could be errors, but clearly it's worked for me all week long, so I'll just leave it as it is.

That might be all that I have to say about that. Thank you for coming and playing with me. Is there anything else that I want to tell you? Let me tune in. Let me consider. No. Nothing else is coming through me.

I'm very excited to share the new pre-work into the group. I'm extra, extra, next level as fuck excited, level as fuck excited for what's coming over the next 10 days.

This is a soul download. It's not a light, airy, breezy, beautiful, floaty, cover girl type energy. I don't know what that means, words Just come out of my mouth, and it's not that though. It's an intense energy, the work that we're doing here, as you can feel. It's an aggressive energy, it's a soul unleashing ...

All right, I think obviously Facebook ended the live stream for me. That was all I had to say, except for, life is now, press fucking play. Read the pinned comment, get your ass in there. I'll see you there on the other side.

Chris: Yeah, yeah we're rolling. Yeah?

Kat: Is there enough light? Okay, no that was already on. I think I'm becoming addicted to light.

Chris: You've got it down. All right.

Kat: Okay, we're live already.

Chris: Yeah ... what?

Kat: What, mother fucker- I get ...

Chris: You're gonna have to redo it.

Kat: I can't redo it. I'd have to-

Chris: [crosstalk 00:00:30] Oh, no. No, that one's done. Yeah that's-

Kat: This is live. We're already live. What you're saying is being heard. What I'm saying is being heard.

Chris: That is so funny.

Kat: I think people have heard it before. What's up?

Chris: Yes, it's working.

Kat: We are technological geniuses.

Chris: We just did have it take off a certain [crosstalk 00:00:50].

Kat: We've made ... They didn't do much. Hey, I managed to get the internet working for a second and a half.

Chris: Oh my God.

Kat: Can we kick this off by telling people the quotes of the day, Chris?

Chris: All right we can share this. Yeah, all right.

Kat: So should I tell them one from the other day or is it gonna off our buyers?

Chris: No, no, no, we share. We're truly authentic [crosstalk 00:01:08]

Kat: We're here for authenticity. We are literally about to fu- ... We are about to launch. Am I allowed to swear?

Chris: No.

Kat: No?

Chris: No swearing.

Kat: Okay, sorry. We are literally about to launch our supplement. We get to that in a moment but first I'd like to tell you three very informative and important quotes that I've been noting down. Chris just ... This is a man who, when you meet him or you see him, even online, you'll see that he is one of the most genuine good guys in the world.

Kat: He is the nicest man in the world. He's one of my closest friends. I love him to death, he is the nicest, sweetest, person. Would never hurt anything and yet he just comes out and then he seems very like ... Wow, that was quite rude.

Chris: Sorry, that is true.

Kat: So the other day we're like "What should we call our livestream for our prelaunch live stream which shoots on Friday?" And I'm like thinking of creative titles cause I'm awesome at that and he's like, "Can we just call it-"

Chris: Headlines are key.

Kat: "This is why you're fat and we're not." And I'm like, "Wow."

Chris: Because within context as well, we were talking about ...

Kat: Please explain. [crosstalk 00:02:12]

Chris: How we used to do diets before we used to be massive carbophobes and then over lunch we were talking about how we're just been loving eating carbs but doing it the right way. And how much better in shape we are now. And it's just-

Kat: Well this leads me into the next quote which i that well ...

Chris: Yeah, nicely done.

Kat: Which is that we set up the lighting, and I'm like "Damn, that lighting's good." And Chris goes "Damn, it's good." And he goes, "Or is it just cause we look so good?" I'm just like "Wow, just be matter-of-fact about it." Oh, do you need to share that to your page? Do you need to share that to your personal page?

Chris: Yeah. I can, with you.

Kat: Okay, so we are ... oh and what was the third quote?

Chris: What was the third one?

Kat: Damn it, there was another really good one from just a second ago. So there was the one about "This is why you're fat and we're not." There was "Is this lighting really good or it just cause we look really good?" And then there was another one that just happened just then and it was so funny. I nearly wrote it down and then I was like "No, there's no way I would forget that." It will come back to us divinely.

Chris: Not sure.

Kat: Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show.

Chris: We've got some big news.

Kat: We have huge news, I think we're not even allowing ourselves to be ...

Chris: So exciting.

Kat: As excited as we are. I know I think we're not letting ourselves be as excited as we really could or should be about this. I think we're excited and we're like this is a big deal, and I'm just like "No, but do you understand what a big deal it is?"

Chris: This is a big deal. This is a really big deal.

Kat: Two plus years in the making?

Chris: It's even longer.

Kat: I think it's three years [crosstalk 00:03:49] ...

Chris: We can put this dick ends downs.

Kat: I think it's like pre ... dick- really? We started to formulate this before time began in our souls.

Chris: Yeah, exactly.

Kat: That's how good we are. I got to the quote book, the intelligence was coming through divinely from generations before but in a physical human sense, maybe three years.

Chris: [00:04:07] Particularly there's star dust in there.

Kat: Well it's actually ... Yes. And gold dust. You get a little piece of my soul. That's some powerful stuff. Look what I've created.

Chris: That's really funny. Don't worry about the lighting. We're good.

Kat: Yeah, we're good. We're good with the lighting. So we might be a little bit excited. We might be coming across as a little bit extra hysterical than normal, but it is such a huge deal. And welcome, welcome, welcome to everybody. I'm so happy and grateful that you're here with us.

Kat: Hello over on our business page and hello on our personal page, and hello wherever else you are. I am either going to talk excitedly in a hilarious or just randomly crazy way for now, or I'm going to just stop and let Chris present with deep profound wisdom.

Chris: I'll chime in as well. Oh, always.

Kat: All the things. But let's just quickly say ... Okay, Lisa just summed up the whole entire situation.

Chris: Wee.

Kat: He says, "Wee." That's exactly right. We have an amazing founding deal.

Chris: Founding special.

Kat: But we're not going to tell you about that now, because we've got too many other exciting things to say.

Chris: Yeah, we've got some more important news.

Kat: Okay, I'm done.

Chris: Okay.

Kat: For now.

Chris: Well we haven't decided on everything at this moment. So we need to do this together. So this is actually like ...

Kat: Co-creation.

Chris: Exactly. We all need to come together right now and actually sort this out.

Kat: Yeah. So just stop what you're doing, put it down.

Chris: Because this is literally the only time you are ever going to get this special at this product, this price, ever.

Kat: Ever. Obviously if you've been following Kat for any time and even myself, you'll know that we want to celebrate. Actually, you know what's really interesting? This little bit random, I actually went through the ... See, Kat you're looking gorgeous.

Chris: Yeah, I'm all right as well.

Kat: No, I think that's definitely for you, sorry. Not me. Oh, thank you. I'm going to take that. I'm taking it from here. Thanks, Lonny.

Chris: Kat, how high can you go. Random segue, we actually just reviewed the ... With my other coaching business, reviewed what the key parts of what the most accessible coaches are doing right now. What was ... What have they done? There was two things that was actually really interesting.

Chris: One was how long they've been in the programme and why they're succeeding. So it's a common factor, and two, was they always jumped on the programme as fast as possible.

Kat: Of course. Fast action takers.

Chris: I know, but it was actually really interesting for me to actually see it.

Kat: Oh, it was actual research.

Chris: Yeah, we actually went through everything.

Kat: That's gold. I say that all the time.

Chris: The most successful people. No, it's legit.

Kat: Oh, hello. Yeah.

Chris: Yeah, well, exactly. Fair enough.

Kat: We literally became business partners over cauliflower.

Chris: Cauliflower and chicken?

Kat: I could have make that some more exciting. Well, there was one. But it was a two-second decision, wasn't it?

Chris: Yeah, it was.

Kat: It was. Oh, then you came around and we talked about it the next day again, but it had already obviously ... Really we're just joking around nothing. We did a hilarious life show together.

Chris: Yeah.

Kat: But that is so true, and I say that all the time when I'm working with high level badass entrepreneurs and creators. I always say, "I want to work with the people who say 'yes' straight away." Because that's like me, and those are the people who get awesome freaking results. So we're really here today not just to ... With such excitement and gratitude and passion launch our product, finally.

Kat: But we're also here ... There it is. We're also here to really honour those people who already know that they want one of our ... Oh, look at Ryan. You couldn't have product placed him any better than the hat. Ryan says, "Is this the one I tried last year at your place? It tasted amazing." I think my second one did have vodka in it. All right, just hold the final ... Let's save the shenanigans part of what you can do with this for later.

Kat: Let's just talk pure. In fact, it was very healthy in the process of my training. But yes. So we didn't even prepare that little bit of testimonial earlier at all from Ryan who says it tastes amazing. It tastes freaking amazing. Okay, I'm getting distracted again. Continue on.

Chris: Okay. There's a few things that we've all got to sort out right now. One, when you actually have to get onboard these founders special. Two, we're going to share with you actually how much of a discount that you're going to get and that's a lifetime discount as well. So we're going to make this as much of a no brainer as possible.

Kat: Oh, I just remembered the other quote.

Chris: Oh, what was the other quote?

Kat: It was I said to you, "Is that really sneaky?" And you said, "Yeah." I really like it.

Chris: Okay, just kind of side note, that was ingenious business strategy that we actually did when you just said we ...

Kat: Because I'm a ninja. As I proved to you earlier.

Chris: We share that later. We share that later. Keep business strategies coming down on this as well. It's all working. So two things we're going to work out. One, when you actually have to get on board by, because this can only last so long and we're going to have to cut it right now. So this, it's actually going to be pretty limited. Because we can only take so many people on board.

Kat: Yeah.

Chris: Two, the discount you get, which is a lifetime discount. And you know what? Three, we actually just added in. Sorry, for the first 100. First 100?

Kat: Oh, I thought it was going to be 50. You're seriously pulling this up for 100 people?

Chris: I want to be really nice, because I wore my give shirt today. Because I want to give.

Kat: Oh, I want to cut it off really. I like to make people jump on board or work for it.

Chris: No, we'll do 100, because there's a lot of ... Yeah, okay. No.

Kat: All right, that means I have a point saved for later to make a decision about something.

Chris: All right. You got one brownie for later. One video for later.

Kat: I'll get to be in charge of something later.

Chris: First hundred people that are going to be coming on board, you're going to get a copy of my book, "Craving the Truth", which is actually the book where I show you how to be able to get into the best shape of your life, and how to not do it by doing depriving diets, which we have right here. Tada.

Kat: There it is. Fabulous book.

Chris: So you'll get a copy of "Craving the Truth" as well coming on board in this, but we can only do that for the first hundred.

Kat: For free. Extra fast action, take a bonus. On top of the crazy discount. Oh, wait. Do we make them pay full price if they're getting a book?

Chris: I don't want to have to make them pay full price.

Kat: All right. Why not? I was just trying to be funny. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. It's fine, because my lighting's fabulous.

Chris: Yeah. You look good, life is good. So if you want a copy of the book for free, where I give you the diets. We talk work outs. We talk actually what Kat and I are doing. You're going to have to get on board really quick as well, but also, lifetime discount. Can we tell them how much the discount is?

Kat: No, make them work for it. Send a love heart shower.

Chris: Oh, yeah, I love how you do this.

Kat: A load of love hearts, and we're just going to tell them the office straight away. Just like that?

Chris: Melissa.

Kat: Hi.

Chris: Thanks, Mel, appreciate that.

Kat: Yeah, there you go.

Chris: It's a great pull.

Kat: Let's. So we just give ... Whoa, you guys loving the love heart shower. Thank you.

Chris: Whoa.

Kat: Do you want a comment something hilarious or just comment get on with it already?

Chris: Let's have best comment. I will just give you a copy of the book straight away.

Kat: I can't talk through this offer, because I'm going to get too giggly and excited like a little kid at Christmas, and I'm not going to get the details right. I'm trying very hard to restrain myself here, but I'm so excited. So Chris is going to tell you the deal with it. It's literally more crazy than what we thought we were going to do. We dropped down an extra ... We actually dropped down an additional ...

Chris: No, let's prepare for lunch.

Kat: Over an additional 20 percent on what was already the reduced founding members price.

Chris: Yeah, it was.

Kat: Wait, did you just say they get to lock it in for life?

Chris: Yeah, it's lifetime.

Kat: I thought we were just giving that for the first month.

Chris: Lifetime. This is exactly.

Kat: What?

Chris: When you get on board, but here's the thing. When you get on board, you get it for life. If you ever leave.

Kat: You're out.

Chris: Never get it again.

Kat: We're never talking to you again.

Chris: No. We'll talk to you, but you just want to get the discount again as well.

Kat: If you buy us a drink.

Chris: You've got to ... You actually get the discount for life.

Kat: Yeah, that makes sense.

Chris: That's a bit of a no brainer.

Kat: That is a no brainer. Couple of no brainers. I'll eat anything that tastes delicious, especially if it helps me look that pretty. Thank you.

Chris: Oh, that's really sweet.

Kat: That's all the alignment. I'm reverse ageing. When you ordered this product, you will reverse age from between two and five years in the first 10 days.

Chris: We can't say that.

Kat: Hashtag disclaimer. I just it.

Chris: The FDA does not agree with that at all.

Kat: Shut up.

Chris: I have to be legitimate with this stuff.

Kat: I mean it. I mean it, because I decided, and I get what I decide. Can we just bring the mindset side into it? It's fine. When you sign up I'll get you a special training for free on the reverse ageing. How's that for a bonus?

Chris: All right.

Kat: Oh, let's have that in as a top 100 bonus. I will do a training on how I reverse age for free for the first 100 people, and I'm not kidding.

Chris: I'll buy that.

Kat: Look at this skin. I'm nearly 50.

Chris: That's very funny.

Kat: Well I'm 38. I'm nearly 39. But I'm reverse ageing at the speed of light. Everybody knows that.

Chris: No, actually ... This gets really good. What we haven't actually said as well is if you get on board this offer today, you will be able to join the tribe. So what we're starting in part is our private tribe, yeah.

Kat: Oh, yeah. We're getting to our programme.

Chris: It's going to be a little bit ... It's probably something we should talk about right now as well.

Kat: Wait, do we actually? No, this is for real now. I'm not pretending. Are we actually giving them that?

Chris: Yeah, they get a private group. It's already set up.

Kat: Oh, of course. Yes, all right, fine. Onward then.

Chris: This is stupid.

Kat: Okay, I'm done. I'm done with my talking. I've got the entertainment, and now Chris is going to tell you the deal. The deal is about to drop. We are going to give you a link. You're going to click it, you're going to buy, and you're going to have a glass of water to celebrate, since you don't have the product yet. I'm waiting.

Chris: Well you do have to wait.

Kat: But we'll drink something in your honour.

Chris: You do have to wait. So let's break this on down. Number one, first 100 people, I'll give you a copy of the book and I'll send it straight to you. Number two, you get the discount for life, and it's over 40 percent the discount as well. So that's a bit of a no brainer as well.

Kat: We want to make it crazy no brainer for sure, legitimately of course.

Chris: Yeah, I know. Three, you get access into ... whilst you have your membership, whilst you're getting this each month sent to you, you have access into the tribe, which is where Kat and I are going to be sharing with you what we do with our food, with our diets, with our training. I'm going to be in there giving you as well, because I've got literally 12 months worth of training, nutrition and lifestyle coaching ready to rock 'n' roll for you.

Chris: So you'll get access into that private community where it's members only in there, and then ...

Kat: That's got content from both of us, which is combining over 30 years of experience and knowledge and application and results. If you can, have some brain power.

Chris: We literally needed a team member to go through how much content we had.

Kat: It was several staff members who had to go through that and have been doing it for nine months.

Chris: I feel so sorry for Jess actually.

Kat: And Mim, shout out to Mim. And Jess too.

Chris: And Mim. Yeah, sorry, too. Bingo.

Kat: And shout out to Ash and Bron as well who've had so much to do with this launch and does so much work on that.

Chris: I wish they were here. I got a notification on my page.

Kat: I just was reading it over actually. Really.

Chris: Okay, awesome. So you get the book. You get 40 percent discount and that's for life. You get access into the tribe as well. Now what we're going to do ...

Kat: We were going to ... Sorry. I know I'm just terrible at cutting you off. I'm the worst at that. But we were going to charge for the tribe. We were going to do it as a separate.

Chris: No, we are going to charge for the tribe.

Kat: Yeah, but we were going to make it like you would pay a bit extra to get the coaching platform, as well as the product, and then it would be extra, extra for people who just wanted the coaching, which is basically means stupid people, because why would you not buy this? Then we decide to give it for free.

Chris: So if we actually boil this down right now.

Kat: Yeah.

Chris: What the offer is is the super food blend will actually be recommended retail for $97. The tribe, our coaching community that's private for members only, that's actually priced at $50 a month for that. So obviously that's $150 a month, but if you get on board now, can we say it?

Kat: Let's just do it. We've dragged it out long enough. They've been waiting and wanting.

Chris: If you get on board now, you will get everything, which is sent to you each and every month, and your monthly membership into the tribe, and it's only going to be for $59. So we're cutting off $90 every month, and that's a life time discount going into it. So literally, there's a massive discount. So that's something like ... It's a gigantic discount.

Kat: Whatever it is.

Chris: First 100 people, I'll send you a copy of the book for free.

Kat: And you'll get my reverse ... And you'll get my training on reverse ageing if you're in the first 100 people as well, which is completely serious.

Chris: All right, Ricky. So Ricky asked a really good question. Can you consume it if pregnant? Now with supplements, you do technically have to say and you'll see on the back here, "Caution, if pregnant or nursing or taking medication, consult your health care practitioner before use."

Kat: It's required to say that.

Chris: My Lauren, wife, she has been pregnant with two children whilst taking this and my daughters have this as well. So when they ask for chocolate, they're actually asking for this bad boy.

Kat: Yeah, I give this to my kids as well. Who are young as you know. It's required to say that. It's required to obviously that you've got to consult with your medical adviser that.

Chris: Yeah, good question.

Kat: I would take it. Lauren took it, etc. I just want to also clarify, really we had it locked in that launch offer ... That the retail price, the price that we will be selling it at. It's not just like what we're saying is retail. We will be selling it at $97. We were going to do the founding members offered at I think $79. That was locked in, and that was decided. Even up until last Friday.

Kat: We did the pre-launch video and had some fun with that on Friday. You might have jumped on on that. Oh, we were supposed to notify people. I will send them a link after this, yeah.

Chris: Yeah, we'll send them.

Kat: I can't even remember why we decided to drop it down so much more. I think we just ... We get so excited. We are so proud of this and so excited and it's been so much work and blood and sweat and tears that's gone into this on Chris' behalf. I really just want to honour him. He's an amazing business partner and friend, and the work that he's put in. Literally travelling the Earth to create pharmaceutical great product in the world.

Kat: It is literally the most exceptional formulation that you could come up with. Digestive health, probiotics, all this good stuff, but then also, working together with somebody that you're obviously good friends with, that's not automatically enough to make a great business partnership as I know a lot of people know.

Chris: Mm-hmm (affirmative).

Kat: So it's just been amazing to have a shared vision for something that we're both so excited to bring to life. It's been a little painstaking at times to get to where we're already, but like any amazing vision brought to life, you've got to be willing to go through those periods where it's things are going slow than you want or you thought something was just going to work, and then it didn't.

Kat: So it's been quite the journey, and it's been one that's been heavily supported by the people we just mentioned and shouted out earlier as well. So there's a lot that's going into this and it really is. It's such a big deal. It's something that we know that we're going to take for life, be proud of for life. We really trust and belief that when you start to take this, firstly, the taste of it is incredible. It just tastes amazing. It's chocolate flavoured greens powder. It's flavoured naturally with cacao.

Kat: It tastes incredible. Every single person who tried it is like, "Holy crap, where can I get this? I want to take this forever." So we know you're going to love the taste, but the benefits and the health side of it, the brain power side of it. The mineral focus side of it. The fact that you're just getting all these good things covered for yourself and your family in one hit. We know that you're going to be part of this for life as well.

Kat: So this is something that for long haul it's not just business on the side of our respective empires that we already have. We really see it as a vision for the community that we want to build of like-minded individuals, like us, like you who are committed to being about us in every aspect of life. In business we brain function, and looking and feeling hot AF as well of course. Kelly says can you use it if diabetic.

Chris: Yeah, you can. It actually says on here "diabetic safe". Where did I actually have to say that? Here. Last bullet point. No, extras. No extra added sugar. It is diabetic safe. It is only flavoured with stevia. So you only use the really good stuff. Please post the ingredients out. Yeah, Angela if you click the link that you'll get access to ...

Kat: We could give the link.

Chris: I will give you the link. If you click the link, you'll get access to the page which has the full ingredients on there for you. So you can actually read this rather than me sticking this up to the camera. It's still not being readable as well. Now, what we also have done is we put a 60-day guarantee on this. So we want you to taste it.

Kat: That's how confident we are.

Chris: We want you to use it. Exactly. That's how much we ... We're a little bit cocky when it comes to this. Because we know it's that good. We've been using it for that. Angela, you're absolutely welcome. So we want you to get your hands off it ... On it. When you get your hands on it, and you start using it, you'll see. You'll actually notice the difference as well. So what you want to be able to do is number one, it's not about supplements.

Chris: Now let's just talk right now. I want to jump in and talk about ... Yeah, sorry, go.

Kat: Should I give the link or should we give them preparation that I'm going to give you the link, because we are doing this first hundred thing.

Chris: Oh.

Kat: Let's tell you what we want to tell you, so that you're paying attention, and then we're going to drop the link.

Chris: Okay, let's do that.

Kat: Yeah.

Chris: We'll jam real quick, and then we'll give you the link so that you can get access to all this stuff right now. So I want it in my mouth right now.

Kat: All right. Well, it's a sensory experience, and you can tap into the collective energy. That's right here in this space and place. Here is some we prepared earlier.

Chris: Jaya, can you put your email below and I will literally send you a copy of my book, because that was the best comment so far.

Kat: Comment of 2018 award. We're adding that to our book of hilarious quote. But we will drink some in honour of everybody. You can tap into our collective energy.

Chris: Right, cheers. So I'll answer Theo's question. So this is what we're doing. Because we're doing the very first batch, for all of our members with this super food blend, it's going to take between three to four weeks for everyone to get there. So that's why we're doing this founders special. So we want everybody to come on board. Now, and this is what I want to say and this is why it's so important.

Kat: Yeah.

Chris: It's not about supplement.

Kat: That's why we're doing a huge discount.

Chris: It's not about the supplements. Jaya, thank you so much. Can someone remind me to send Jaya a copy of that?

Kat: Yes, I'll email you right now.

Chris: Or just ... perfect. It's not about supplements, okay? So why are we actually talking right now? Why are we starting a health and fitness company? Why are we wanting to help you with this stuff? It's because you want to be able to look, feel, and function great. You want to be a part of the one percent of the one percent. You want to look great. You want to feel great. You actually want to perform really well, and that's not just the body performing on a biochemical level. It's how your brain performing as well, and you're actually enjoying it.

Chris: How do we actually do this? It's not just by taking a supplement. Supplement's the cherry on the top, and we're going to be the first people that now run a supplement company to tell you it's not abut the supplements. This is why we're doing the tribe. So we help you, we show you, we teach you. We're giving you actually what's needed when it comes to, what to eat, how to eat, how to set up your lifestyle. What about when it comes to your work outs? When it comes to your movement as well.

Chris: So especially when I break it down in the book, I show you the actual workouts and there's a yang and a yin philosophy. So like a yang, this is going to be a white training. A yin, it's going to be a walking. It's going to be your saunas, your ice punch pools, your meditations, all these kind of things.

Kat: Yoga.

Chris: Yoga. All these things we need to be able to put together. So it's a holistic approach to giving you exactly what you need. That's why when I first ... One of the reasons, our first conversation, we're like, "Hang on, there's a lot of 'supplement companies' out there and they're doing sometimes great products, sometimes crappy products. Let's not even go down that path." What's missing right now? No one's giving you both. No one's giving you here's the great ... Literally world best formulations, raw products, and manufacturing process.

Kat: And taste.

Chris: And taste. Which is kind of the most ... It's not technically the most important thing. But it's the most important in the sense that you're not going to take it if it doesn't taste amazing. It tastes so good that you just ... You want to have more. You just want more. I was crying when mine ran out. My samples that I had at home.

Kat: Yeah, I had to get more for Kat.

Chris: I had to have a massage to get over it.

Kat: And a meditation, and some prayer. Some prayer. Then I may have harassed him over what's happened. I literally once was tapping in from every city around the world going, "So can you send some to New York? How about Florida? How about Texas? How about LA?"

Chris: I tried to send it to her in two different cities.

Kat: But I kept moving too quickly.

Chris: And it kept missing.

Kat: Come in San Diego, take me around.

Chris: Obviously what I want to get across to make sure that we do this right is while we're doing the tribe is so literally Kat and I can give you what's needed to be able to make sure that you look, feel and function the way that you want. It is literally like that. Then when you want to put the cherry on top, when you want to perform. Because this is the thing and I talk about this.

Chris: Number one, that our food quality that get isn't as good as it should be. You're not getting all the nutrients. You're not getting everything that you really need at the end of the day to be performing your best. We have high stress levels in our modern lifestyle. We have a lot of chemicals in our environment that help us become toxic. So we want to be able to become un-toxic. We want to be able to get rid of that stuff.

Chris: So this is why we started with literally a greens formulation. But it's not a greens formulation. This is ...

Kat: So much more.

Chris: A super veggie type antioxidant blend. It's got a fruit antioxidant blend. It's got digestion support, and it's got a probiotic blend in here as well. So this is why we want to try and you come at this, because the thing at the end of the day is I don't want you to have a covered or room full of supplements. You want a handful of things, and that's what we're going to be doing, Kat and I together. We're going to be coming together.

Kat: There would be new products.

Chris: And are really doing a few products that give you the biggest bang for your bucks. So you can actually get on with your life. Because what I don't like is trying to do so many different things, that when we have more important things to do, I don't want to be worrying about my diet, or my work outs, or I'm not looking as I good as I feel like I should be. Or all that kind of shit.

Chris: I'm a dad. I am running businesses. I want to be able to enjoy life. I want to be able to have us come together and just have fun. I don't want to be absolutely hating life because I'm doing a dive.

Kat: You want to look and feel your best and be your best, and be fitting everything in but doing it just with ease and flow as well. We both, this is another thing. We've both done the hustle life before. I love the word hustle by the way. For me that means something powerful and flow based, but what I mean is we've both done business and life and fitness in way where it was kind of burning yourself out or pushing beyond a healthy limit and that's nothing I look back on and regret, because it made me into who I am now.

Kat: But at this point in my life, and for both of us as well, it gets to be about having it all whilst operating at a level of excellence. Feeling your best, looking your best, being at your best, and having it jus be flow and ease. So there's already so many things that each of us do and support our communities to do that create that just through lifestyle and the way we choose to live our lives and live according to our values and so on.

Kat: This just takes it to that next level. It's about enhancing a way of life. So that's again another reason why we've created the tribe to go with this to support you with the education, the information, and the empowerment, to get the results that you need. So we will be giving you the nutritional information literally over 30 years or at least over 25 years of combined experience between us.

Chris: Over 24 years.

Kat: At a really high level as well, where both of us really dedicated our money and our time to learning and studying with the best people in the world, and that's how we met. Through classes around the world. We're bringing you the most cutting edge, real nutrition information, hormone information, fat loss information, digestions, stress management, sexual energy and libido as well. All ties in together. Sleep quality.

Kat: Mindset, of course, right? The ins and outs of the trainings side of it as well as the nutrition side of it, and we're teaching from a standpoint of full life in a way that feels amazing. It's not a freaking diet. It's not a quick fix. It's not do this for six weeks or 12 weeks. We're bringing to you our combined experience of well over two decades, and where we can look back and go, "We did all that crazy stuff and maybe you did as well."

Kat: It is what it is. Now we actually have a way of living where we get to look and feel and function at a standard of excellence 24/7 always. It's just how it is. We don't sacrifice anything in order to look our best and feel our best. We know that you don't have to as well. So this is not come on board, our magical diet that's going to fix you, and then you're left floundering afterwards, rebounding back.

Kat: This is make some small simple adjustments that are going to immediately feel amazing for you. You're going to be immediately be elevated internally and in your energy and your emotions, and even dare I say spiritually, because of course it heightens everything. You're going to see those physical shifts and changes as well. I get asked all the time. I know Chris gets asked all the time, "How we can be such busy, successful entrepreneurs both with our own families and small children, and still get to have ... be in great shape and be legitimately healthy and brimming with energy, and have the energy to do all those things?"

Kat: That's so easy. We let it be so easy. It's such a small amount of time or energy that creates such a massive return on that. So everything that this is about. Like Chris said, it's not just a supplement. It's you get this amazing supplement and you get everything that since ... Yes, hold it up. Everything that's inside of us that we've taken all this time and effort and working with literally tens of thousands of clients between us over the past, decade plus, in order to just know what works for life.

Kat: So I said at the start of this that I feel like I can't fully express what a big deal it is, and I feel like maybe I'm now starting to express what a big deal it is. But should we? Do you want to add something there or should we give them this link?

Chris: I think we should give them the link.

Kat: I don't know why I feel nervous. So hang on.

Chris: It's good.

Kat: Should we give them the link to the Facebook group as well or we just give them this link?

Chris: No.

Kat: No.

Chris: The what?

Kat: No, the one from the other day I meant. All right. We'll figure that out later.

Chris: Oh, no, give them that link.

Kat: Okay, so now, are you ready? Are you excited? Are you eager? Are you going to send me another love heart shower? Are you ready to click by pull out your credit card, get it at the ready, and here's what you're going to do. In about 19.5 seconds or however long it takes me to stop talking, I'm going to ... Which could be 19.5 years. I'm going to put this thing into the comments here.

Kat: You are going to click the link. You are going to grab your credit card. You're going to run to the back of the room, and you're going to purchase this product.

Chris: All right, hang on.

Kat: Hang on. You're only supposed to say three things. That's what I'm telling from this stage, wait. Get your credit card, click the link, buy the product, be in our top 100, get Chris' book for free. For being a fast action taker badass, just like we are, you know your life is going to change for life, and you get a free book as well. It is amazing. And you get my free training on reverse ageing.

Chris: I'm really excited for that.

Kat: Me too. Yeah. I'll give you the link. I'm ready. This is it. This is it. This is the moment of truth.

Chris: They just want us to getting it taken out really quick. I would literally be ...

Kat: Yeah, I'd be running to the back of the room or to wherever your credit card is.

Chris: Oh, God. Oh, shit. Just happened.

Kat: We just? Did we just break the internet. Boom, boom, boom. Okay, I feel like we needed to prepare the drummer as a roll sound. I could have played when I did that. I actually feel like I need to take a breath.

Chris: Oh, that's good. Oxygen's really good as well. To set fire.

Kat: Can I just add that to quotes? Quotes from Chris. Oxygen is really good for you. Okay, what else are we going to say?

Chris: Oh.

Kat: Oh, did you tell them to comment there? Or are they just saying how it is over there for the fun of it? How did that just start happening?

Chris: I don't know.

Kat: Is it because they clicked this?

Chris: I have no idea.

Kat: What happens?

Chris: Yes, it is.

Kat: Oh.

Chris: Oh, we can see everyone coming through on this one.

Kat: We can see who's signing up.

Chris: Going up.

Kat: Go, go, go, go, go. Oh, we can see all the notification.

Chris: I didn't ... This is ...

Kat: Tamara's in. Michelle clicked the link. Sarah clicked the link.

Chris: That's really funny.

Kat: Come on, keep going. All right, and oh, when is this? Ooh, Thalika. She's on it. Just on it.

Chris: Laura.

Kat: All right. This is so exciting.

Chris: This is so fun. Can I share? This is more exciting. I remember when I did my very first online fitness launch.

Kat: Laura can't click.

Chris: I had the PayPal app on my phone. And when I did the launch, it was like my PayPal app on my phone make a little ding noise. Or no, like a payment would have gone through. This is more exciting because it's a hell of a lot more people coming through.

Kat: Sage says, "I can't click." You might have to try different device, because people are definitely clicking. And it's working. So how's this, though? It is so exciting. Last night I was out with a friend, and she's like, "So, what are you doing tomorrow? I'm like, "Oh, yeah. I'm doing whatever and whatever." Then I'm like, "Oh, and I'm just launching a supplement company with my friend Chris till 11:45.

Kat: It's like, "Wow, this is huge." That would be huge. We're just quickly launching a supplement company that we're going to take. Angela says, "I can't click on iPad." What can we do about that if people can't click on some devices? Do you have it? Because this is the mo ... Do you have a different link? A longer one?

Chris: Can you comment back then or?

Kat: No.

Chris: PM them?

Kat: Do we have a different version of that link?

Chris: No.

Kat: No, I don't know what to do about that. Ash and Bronwyn, are you on?

Chris: What's your problem? The request to the group. Theo. Did you click the link Theo, that Kat has just given you?

Kat: Okay, one second. We tested this 1600 times. We will not be swayed. I'm clicking it now.

Chris: It's definitely working. We're seeing people still coming through.

Kat: Okay, so when I click that, it goes me to Facebook messenger.

Chris: Don't worry, Theo. We'll get your link. IPhone can, iPad can't.

Kat: It's taking me to Facebook messenger when I click it. Is that right?

Chris: Yeah.

Kat: Then where is the link that they're going to get that message to them?

Chris: The link to ... Yeah. So we'll send you to Facebook messenger, and then Bronwyn said type it in.

Kat: Then you've got to press get started.

Chris: Then I should maybe put zero admin. Yeah, see, there you go.

Kat: Okay. So when you ... We thought we tested it all, whatever. So when you click it, it's going to take you to Facebook messenger. It may not work on the iPad. Then it's going to ... Then you're going to click get started, and then it's going to start, "This is MBB Bot. The My Body Blend's Messenger System."

Chris: Oh, my God.

Kat: It will say it in that voice. Then it will say, "Do you really want access to a secret launch of Super Food Blend?" It will say it in that voice. Then you'll press "hell yes," which I'm doing now. Hell yes, I just did it. Now it says, "Awesome Katrina, click the prelaunch of verboten below to get our one-time only freelance offer for ..." Okay, I feel that we're being repetitive. For our brand new Super Food Blend.

Kat: Plus, if you think there's anyone else who might need to know. I mean why would you take him in unless you want them in the top 100? So now I'm clicking that link, wait for it. Shana says, "Get started." I see you guys on it, just on it.

Chris: It's really cool how I can see you from one and then comes through to the other one.

Kat: This is a genius.

Chris: Theo, you figured that out, great job.

Kat: This is a genius strategy. I just got through the sales page.

Chris: Can't believe this works.

Kat: Right here, live, on this live stream. There it is.

Chris: So this is only for the private launch. So obviously once this gets closed down, you're not going to get ...

Kat: Take it out. You can't get in on this deal again.

Chris: Yeah, you can't get access to this, because we can't keep this up forever.

Kat: So talk them through what are they going to receive once they then signup and purchase.

Chris: Cool.

Kat: Because just a reminder that the product is going to come. Explain all that.

Chris: Yeah. So obviously the founders special with what we're doing today is we're doing our very first batch, and you're going to be a part of this. So it's going to take three to four weeks for you to get your actual first Super Food Blend delivered. We're going to be sending it straight to you, but that's why we also have the MBB tribe. So the tribe is going to be where Kat and I are going to be in there making sure that you get access to what's going to be the right meal plan, the right workouts.

Chris: I'm going to be in there doing live streams, answering your questions. Kat's going to be talking about anti-aging. Plus, if you get in first 100, which honestly it might be taken up already. I don't know, you're going to have to just get on board.

Kat: Just go, go, go.

Chris: I'm going to give you a copy of "Craving the Truth". That's going to break down literally what you need to be doing with your meals, with your workouts and lifestyle, and what we're also going to be doing is this special that you get access to today is for life. If you stay on board with this, that means you get this lifetime discount.

Chris: So normally Super Food Blend. This has got the RLP of $97 just for one. The actual tribe, that sells for $50 a month. That's $150, but you get access to it today for only $59. So that's a massive discount. I don't know percentage was, what it is, because I'm horrible at math and that's okay. Melissa. Yay, got my confirmation email. So there we go.

Kat: Yay, celebrate.

Chris: It's coming through already. So that's fantastic. So we want to make sure that everybody come on board because we've got a couple wait up our sleeve. Like tomorrow I'm going to be jumping on board doing a live show, walking you through how we actually get the right meal plan, because what we start with, this is a little bit of secret sauces, how I kick start fat loss is what I do is we do a 14-day metabolic restart.

Chris: So what we do is actually in the first 14 days we actually get your body to learn to burn body fat. Now most people are trying to talk about how do I speed up my metabolism? That's actually the wrong question I believe, because let's think about the analogy of driving a car. People are saying, "How do I speed up my metabolism?" They're just thinking about, "How can I drive my car faster?" But what if your car is actually heading in the wrong direction?

Chris: So you just say, "Going in the wrong direction faster." So what we got to do first is make sure that you go in the right direction, which is how do you get your body to actually tap into body fat stores, how do you actually burn body fat for fuel. Then we talk about actually speeding our fat loss. But what we do is once we actually get your body tapping into body fat stores effectively, then we actually start talking about stress.

Chris: So what the biggest problem is to me people are stressed. They've got too high cortisol levels. They started throwing other things like testosterone, pregnenolone, all these ... Actually, let's not go down the whole monogram, because that's going to be too complicated right now. But what we're going to do is we turn your body into actually being able to burn body fat for fuel first, then we talk about actually being able to lower stress.

Chris: So what you'll find is most people when first getting the guides and plans I'm going to be sending through to you, think it's too easy and there's not enough. But you'll find that your body will actually be able to lose weight faster, because we're doing things easier. Because what's the biggest problem so many people fall into and I know we've done it before is you decide that you're going to lose weight. So what do you do?

Chris: You cut your foods down, you ramp up your workout.

Kat: Do some drastic random stuff.

Chris: You do more, more, more, more, more, and then what happens when you hit the plateau? Because you will hit hit the plateau.

Kat: What happens is you crack it and eat a freaking container of cookies.

Chris: Yeah, exactly.

Kat: If you're a woman.

Chris: If you're a man as well.

Kat: I never did this.

Chris: I did.

Kat: Okay.

Chris: That's the big problem. So you wind up crack it, and you start binge eating, and then you feel guilty, and that's bad. So mentally that's bad. Or you actually have to start eating less and less and less, because you're trying to get to that deficit. So what we do is we say, "Let's actually do a bottoms up approach." So let's start from the bottom and we actually build your food, so you'll see that we actually increase your food intake. So you're actually eating more and losing weight, because the whole just eat less move more scenario, it's a myth.

Kat: Boring.

Chris: I wrote a freaking book about the myth of it, and it's not fun at all.

Kat: Yeah. I just love everything you said. I love how you're just on a ... Did this stuff just comes out of you because you're so passionate about it and you know it so well?

Chris: I know I did it wrong for so long.

Kat: It is what we live and breathe. It is just ... I think you can see your passion coming through right, and you're just going to continue to get so much more of that and all of our knowledge and learning and support and accountability through being part of this tribe. So originally we will ... completely keep them two separate products. The coaching platform versus the product.

Kat: Then we're like, "No, of course we're going to honour the people who buy this amazing thing, and really are committed to change their lives, not just to taking a supplement." The thing is I don't know. There's so many more things that I probably could say. But I think we've kind of covered the best of it, and we're just so excited to welcome you. We can see people ... Thank you and it says thank you.

Kat: We can see people over on ... So we've got Chris. My friend here and Chris' friend here. Chris' friend is hooked up to the My Body Blend's page. So that's where you go when you click the link, you'll go to the Facebook messenger of the My Body Blend's page which is our joint business page. You'll then follow the prompts there, and you'll jump on to the sales page that way. So we can see people's responses that are coming up on his phone, which is super cool.

Kat: So this is ... It's just huge. It's the bringing to life of something that's been several years in the making in the physical sense. 10 plus years of friendship in the making, decades of learning and knowledge in the making, something I always wanted to do. Something I know Chris always wanted to do, and what an incredible thing to be able to do this with somebody who you have such a close friend in your life, but who you know is also going to deliver the level of support and empowerment for your tribe, that you would do yourself.

Kat: That's just such a huge big deal when being in business is somebody else to know that their work ethic and how they shop and their level of passion and commitment to change people's lives is the same. So this is the beginning of an amazing journey for you. If you are joining us, how long will we be keeping the founders special open for?

Chris: I only wanted to do ...

Kat: We had a little fight about it.

Chris: Yeah. That's all right. We're allowed. But what about if we do for just 24 hours?

Kat: What?

Chris: No, we don't do it in 24 hours. Come on, I'm not the queen of scarcity. I'm making people move fast, but I feel like we could give them. But it doesn't matter, because you would just click and buy it now anyway, otherwise you would have been in the top 100, and you'd be a crazy person.

Kat: Well how long do we let this video run for then? Because we have to take this video down.

Chris: I feel like I don't know what the answer is that I'm supposed to say now. I feel like we didn't rehearse this properly. That is because we didn't rehearse it.

Kat: We didn't.

Chris: Yeah. I didn't really walked in and be like, "Let's do it with the camera on."

Kat: Let's just turn the camera on and see what happens, apart from running down funny quotes.

Chris: What do you want to say to them?

Kat: Did you see that I've written down your quotes over here? I've saved it. I've written down the three quotes so far from Chris if you missed the quotes earlier. The quotes were this. He wanted to call our live show "this is why you're fat and we're not". That was one of my quotes of the year from Chris. Another one is that really sneaky? Me asking about a little Ninja trick. He's like, "Yeah."

Chris: We just don't cover a really good Facebook ad strategy.

Kat: That is good. Chris, that lighting is so good, Kat. Wait, no, it's just because we look so fabulous. That's my personal favourite.

Chris: I'm so happy with that.

Kat: Well, I think this is it.

Chris: All right. We're going to get busy.

Kat: Okay, is this? This is?

Chris: Yeah, I know. I just saw these already gotten on board.

Kat: I didn't ... See, that didn't happen for me. But if you have any issues or concerns at all, or anything doesn't work for you, maybe test it on a different device. Some people did say it doesn't. Didn't work on iPad. I'm not sure why that would be, but it's definitely working for me on my laptop. It's working on the phone. Of course you compare either of us. Or the My Body Blend's page as well, which is probably the best place to go, because then you'll get supported by our team as well and get answer as quickly as possible.

Kat: Seeing infomercial broker, I feel like we got so much gold content. You know what's going to happen now. My team will chop up this live stream, get some clips out of it, caption them up, and we'll just be promoting and having a hilarious time. Shouldn't business and life just get to be fun as well? So that's part of our philosophy and part of what we're here to show you.

Chris: You're not having fun, you don't enjoy the life.

Kat: You can bet your bottom dollar we're going to be having all sorts of shenanigans in that group once you're in there. Because it's how it should be. That's how it gets to be. All right.

Chris: Oh, good. Theo got ...

Kat: Oh, you're on. Perfect, Theo.

Chris: Confirmation done.

Kat: Yay, I'm so excited.

Chris: All right, awesome. So we've actually got to get to work, because we've got a lot of members.

Kat: Just casually launched a supplement company on a Monday morning in Bali. All right, we're going to go hangout with our members. We're going to see what's up. We're going to see you on the inside, click the link, do the thing, be in the thing. We'll see you in the thing. We love you.

Chris: Ciao.

Kat: Bye.

What's up, Facebook? Okay. I was just ... I think it's pretty obvious where I just was. Sweaty as a motherfucker. I was just ... Hello Susanne. I was just up on that roof there, you see up that roof there? See that? That's a pub. On the top of the pub is a gym, it is the best sweatbox gym in Bali. No air con, all open windows, top of a pub, sweating like a motherfucker, and I was just smashing a bunch of stuff around and I ripped my entire fucking nail off. I literally ripped the whole nail right off the top of the nail and it went flying across the room and landed at the feet of a pretty hot looking guy, actually, who looked a little taken aback at having a flying white nail, one of these ones from my other hand that's holding the phone.

Behind this phone is a fuck load of blood on top of my nail. Well, there's several band aids on it, plasters, whatever they're called, but they're not working, 'cause I'm sweating like a bitch. And right now I'm in super fucking adrenaline flow. Anyone on my team, I don't know if Mim saw my WhatsApp, somebody needs to drop the details in right away for breaktheinternet.com. I am okay, I'm always okay. I nearly said I'm not okay. Wait. Why would I not be okay? I'm gonna hold it with the other hand, though, this broken hand is not wanting to work as well. It fucking hurts. You ripped the whole nail off and I was like, "Motherfucker!" But I forgot I had my headphones on and I was listening to my tunes, I was listening to Metallica, Sandman, which by the way, is a song that was definitely written from super flow.

Am I freezing or am I working right now? Is this working? It says poor connection. I was listening to Sandman and if you listen to the lyrics, if you listen to the lyrics of any song, and then ... Okay, I feel like this is probably frozen, 'cause I don't see any comments coming up. If you listen to the lyrics of any song, and then you're feeling like, "Holy fuck, they're saying exactly what I'm thinking," then what it means is that the songs gone into ... The song's actually coming from your own reality. You're creating that song. Okay. Come on, bitches, let's get this connection back. Hey, [Ladrina 00:02:43]. Hey, Karen. Brooke has frozen, connection's back now. We're coming back. We're back, we're back. Manifest that shit back. [inaudible 00:02:52] like the ninjas they are. Hello. Hello, world, we're still working.

Okay, I'm not in my right mind, that's for sure. So I was in super flow anyway, I've been in the super flow, I'm going, "Holy shit, I did some crazy things in some other lands this morning." You'll see when I post my blog, which I've already written, I just haven't posted it yet. I'll do it after this. It came from another world, in another place. So then I went straight to the gym and I was so in fucking in super flow in the gym and I was listening to Metallica, I was listening to a tonne of stuff, but when I was listening to Sandman ... Hang on. I'm a change.

When I was listening to Sandman, I was like, what does it say? Something never, never land, whatever it says about never, never land, and I'm like, "Well, that's fucking exactly what's up." I was in never, never land all morning. And then I realised, of course, because I'm still in a never, never land and I created the fucking song. I made this song, I wrote this song, and that's why the lyrics are speaking to me, and by the way, for those people who are like, "She's gone next level batshit crazy," you should probably just leave now, 'cause you're never gonna come into this world and space with us, and for the ones who get it, the sweat dripping off my chin honours the sweat inside of your soul. I don't know what that means, it sounds good, though!

So, I was in the fucking super flow, I was creating entire other realms and universes. I was downloading from the deep, deep collective unconscious, 'cause it's a little what my blog's about, and then all of a sudden, some young German dude stole my dumbbell. Well, he didn't realise it was mine, so he was using it. So then he was done, so I went to get it back, in which tore the entire fucking nail off. It just flew off and it went flying across the room, landed at the feet of some young hottie who looked at me a little shocked and appalled, but concerned as well, which was nice.

So, I just calmly shouted, "Motherfucker!" Across the entire gym, forgetting how my headphones were on and that I was a lot louder than I thought I was. Everyone stopped and looked at me, and then I just, sashayed over, picked up my nail. I was like, "I'm fine, I'm good," 'cause I'm charged with adrenaline. So I felt fine, I didn't feel hurt, and then I went and picked up my dumbbells again and then I looked down at my hand and there was fucking blood everywhere. That's what happens when you rip an entire nail off, by the way.

So, I went and got some plasters from reception and then I continued my workout, but it hurts like a little bitch, but not really, 'cause I guess the best way to deal with that and to heal myself is just to go back to another world for the rest of the day and heal it inside of that world while I'm there, so then when I come back, it'll be fixed, which by the way, by the way, is the exact fucking way when I talk about ... Have you heard me talk about manifesting abs in 20 minutes? Like anytime I get a little puff puff going on down there ... It's pretty good right now, didn't have to do it today. If I, I don't know, whatever, I woke up a little less ripped than I want to be, then I just ... I use my 20, 30, 40 minutes, whatever it is in the gym, to just go into another realm, into another world ... I'm not kidding, obviously, why would I be kidding?

And then I just carve out the abs that I want when I'm in that other world, while I'm in super flow, while I'm in the gym, and then when I get back ... Come on connection, stay with us. Guys, can you just help me out with the manifestation? Can we do a team prayer? We pray to the internet gods of Seminyak that my internet works for the next three minutes until I get back to my villa. Check out this pretty-pretty. It's super pretty over there! So, I'll be back home in two minutes, anyway, three minutes.

And yes, okay, so that's what I do. I only fully realised how to explain this this morning, though. By the way, did you check out the comment? You gotta read that comment. It's time to get fucking angry. The first module of my new training is about getting angry. Getting angry with yourself for being such a boring little bitch. Go read that and make sure ... Internet gods, pray harder. They're just testing us. They're laughing at us, laughing hilariously. Come on let's go, let's go, let's go. Connection. I'm looking at you, connection. Figure your shit out. Turn yourself back on. Work, work, work. Come on, you can do it. You guys need to pray harder. All right, you're gonna watch this on the replay and you'll be like, "God damn it, now I have to listen to her saying work, work, work like Britney Spears in Work, Bitch, until the connection worked."

I'm gonna keep talking anyway, I'm gonna trust that it's just coming back to me at any moment in time. So, maybe I'll sing. (singing). Okay, I don't know if the singing's going to show up on the replay or not, 'cause I'm just kind of killing time while I wait for my connection. All right, we're nearly there. Okay, maybe I can go use the Sea Circus connection. Oh. It's gonna work any second. Man. All right. Okay, we got it back, we got it back, we got it back, we got it back. You missed me singing Wiz ... Is it even Wiz Khalifa who even sings this? I was singing Go Hard or Go Home while the connection was off. I don't know if you got to hear it.

I don't even know whose song it is. One second, I'm gonna go inside now. I'm home. So now it's all a little calmer and saner. I think I have five minutes. I gotta do a high vibe mastermind Q&A. All right. Here we are. Home sweet home. I'm so not sitting out there. It's sweaty as fuck. Okay, so I was singing Go Hard or Go Home while I waited for the connection to become good. Fuck, oh my god, there's so much blood on my hand right now. Okay, and then what else was I telling you? I don't even know why I got off this livestream, I was charged with super flow on the livestream off it, I was charged with fucking super flow, I was in the best place in space, ever, I was creating worlds and other realms, I was thinking about how I finally figured out how to explain to you the thing about where I manifest abs or hundreds of thousands of dollars or whatever it is you need or desire, in like 20 minutes, or a minute. Why do I even need 20? I really just use the 20 minutes to do a workout or meditation or something, or whatever it is that I desire.

I finally realised how I can explain why this works to my own self, nevermind to you. I now know how it works, and how it works is, you're literally leaving the Earth, you guys, you're literally leaving and going to another planet. Okay, who wants to post in the high vibe mastermind and share this livestream to high vibe and say, "Kat's gone to some other realm right now and she's vaguely aware that she's supposed to be on members Q&A at 12, noon," which I think it might be right now, "But clearly she's off spinning with the fairies and we should all go and watch her on this livestream right now for a few more minutes." Who wants to do that? Is somebody on my team there and can do that? I'm sure they are, somebody will do it for me. Probably 10 people.

Yes, does that make sense? Are you understanding me? Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Do I still look like I'm fucked up from the gym? Well, the blood's mainly stopping now. Okay, don't worry. I'm under control. It's just that ... Thanks, Sage. It's just when I go to another world, you guys, I go a little crazy and I can't really logically try and explain any of that shit, but you know it has to be. I don't know why they come in here and shut all my blinds. Why do I need my blinds shut? Do you think I should sit on the bed, 'cause it might calm me down, except I'm literally dripping Bali sweat, so then I'd have to sleep in it later, so we won't do that.

I feel like I could even go in the bath. I feel like I could go any place. So, basically, does it make sense to you? Oh, my ass is so sweaty. Do you understand what I'm saying to you? Breathe through it. Do you understand what I'm saying? So, if I go to another place and I carve out my entire abs ... What the fuck? Is this connection still not working? All right, we should've had the last of the connection issues. It says connection's bad still, it's being a fucker. I don't know what's happening. Maybe it's because I'm in another world and I'm not really here, so then the Bali WiFi's like, "Why the fuck do you need me?" I'm not here. Look at the site of me. God damn it.

Okay. I'm gonna be super zen as fuck in as much as that's humanly possible. So, the bullet point version of how to change your abs in 20 minutes ... Oh, I just got, I got an interesting message just pop up. Why is my notifications on for that? My god, another one. Go away. I'll be with you when I'm back in the world. I can't answer messages when I'm in another world, you guys. I can only answer DMs that are straight to my soul. If you want to get my attention and I'm not answering you in a message, it's more than likely that I'm in another world, in another realm, and instead of fucking DM'ing me on Facebook or Instagram like a weirdo, you could just DM me straight to my soul, and if you think I'm kidding, then you need to practise going to other realms more frequently, but don't worry, 'cause I've written a 2,000 word blog post already that tells you how to go to other realms, and I wrote that this morning, and I'll post it shortly.

It just seems very logical to me, 'cause often when I'm kind of travelling in between worlds, going into the deep collective unconscious or the freaking crazy fucked up psyche that's inside of me, or you, wherever it is I'm going, I'll DM people soul to soul, and then some of them DM me back. You know who you are. Sometimes in a slightly intrusive manner where I'm like, "Hello, I'm over here writing, you don't need to be constantly knocking on the door of my soul," but at the end of the day, if you get in, if your DM arrives into my soul, it's actually automatic transmission and automatic acceptance. I was just like, shit, how much of me showing down there. I think we're good.

So, that's a real thing that I do all the time. I frequently talk to people just via soul DM. It's a lot easier, 'cause you can be doing things at the same time, it just kind of happens automatically, but oftentimes I'll journal it. There's some things written in this journal right here from other people's souls. They're just in here. It's like, I could sell this shit for a lot of money, 'cause I'm journaling some freaking badass people in here. They're speaking straight to me, right in there. Happened this morning quite a lot. And so the thing with manifesting abs instantly or an extra 100K in a day instantly, or whatever it might be, is maybe a product of some sort of work you do in the physical world, whatever. I really think that's got little to do with anything, 'cause the physical world is only a reflection of the internal one anyway.

So really how I do it, and I couldn't figure this the fuck out for some time. I was like, I know I do it instantly, I have literally watched my body change in like 20 minutes to where it's quite shocking and even one time one of my clients ... Fuck. Okay. The phone just exploded out of the tripod. Even one of my clients and friends, Amanda, was with me one time in the gym and she had me talking about it many times, and she was working out with me in Del Mar a month or two back, and she was like, "Holy shit, I just saw that happen. You didn't have abs at the start of this workout, now you do." Like, carved out as well, so we did an Insta story about it, obviously. We looked fabulous anyway, so it was required.

But I couldn't figure out, how do I do that? I just knew that I do and I knew that if I got into super flow and into another realm, I kind of just decide if I want whatever crazy amount of money that comes through or some next level epi-connection with somebody or some new clients, whatever it is. Anything and everything. I'm like, well, I know 100% that I do this and I'm confident that I do it, I've seen it over and over again ... And now I've got full on sweat that is drying on me and I'm becoming super clammy. I'm probably reabsorbing it all, so I'll have to go lay naked in the sun after this and get it all back out again, except I've gotta do a high vibe training. We'll figure it out.

When I'm doing my client calls, for those of you that I'm speaking with in an hour or two, there's a high chance I'm gonna be naked on the deck on that call, just to warn you, 'cause I need to sweat it out and tan it up. Okay, and so this morning it finally came to me in a vision, in a dream, in a download from another realm where it always is, I was like, "Oh my god, it's so fucking obvious!" Of course how I do it is because I'm in another world, I've travelled to the world in between worlds, slipping between the cracks, the river beneath the river, the world beneath the world. Those of you who go there and know of this, know exactly what I mean, and those of you who are like, "What in the fuck is she on?" I'm on another dimension and I went there purely on and of my own accord with no additional substances, except for these amino acids and a fuck load of inner work over the past 30 years.

And so, you know what I mean. And those of you who are kind of fascinated and intrigued and slightly scared, but you don't have any clue what I'm doing, this is for you and you need to join breaktheinternet.com and you all need to join breaktheinternet.com, it's in the pinned comment, because I will explain and teach it to you. Largely via soul transmission, but also in the format of some video and audio trainings and worksheets and whatnot and several ounces of shenanigans in whatever format they come out. Oh my god, that training's going to be amazing. That training, breaktheinternet.com, my new programme, was pure soul download, but it was fire and brimstone download. You read it, you saw it, you're in it, those of you that are in it. Danny Alor is in, who else is in? Give me the shout out. I'm sorry, high vibers, I'm not sure when I'm gonna get there, but this is exactly what you need and I'll get there after this.

We were just doing Q&A anyway, so you might have a fuck load more questions after this. So, next was ... What was next? So yes, yes, what I was saying, if you're fascinated and intrigued and slightly terrified, you definitely need to keep listening, 'cause you know I'm speaking to your soul when you joined, of course you did. Hey, Mandy. Julie joined, of course she did. So many badass people have joined. Sage is in, yes. That makes total sense to me. I know the soul people ... This might be the most powerful thing I've ever unleashed. You can feel it just by reading the description there and then your soul will fucking kick you up the nether regions if you don't join, I would imagine. Barron, of course you're in. Like, every person who's in, I'm like, of course, of course, because they're all, whatever you want to call us, indigo children. I don't know. That expression's not that exciting for me, but it's kind of what it is.

They're all dialled up individuals, dialled in individuals who are operating between worlds and between realms, and I see that even in the ones who I don't know who they are, I just read the energy of it and the vibration of your name and your picture and I just know, obviously. I don't have to explain it to those of you who know. But those of you who don't know are like, "I don't even know why I'm watching this shit," and those of you who are in between, are like, "Okay, you should join so that it can make more sense to you." So then when you slip into another realm, which I teach, I actually teach how to do in my blog post today, which I'll post when I fucking get to it, but it is ready. It's finished, but I thought of more things that need to go in there, so the [inaudible 00:18:42], it's so full at the moment, I almost can't handle the intensity of it.

So, I'm gonna explain about that. Read the blog later. I'll tell you what it's called even, so you can look out for it. It's got a picture of a very wild looking spirit ghost cat, and me, on the picture that's going with it. Oh, this bloody nail. Ouch-y, kiss it better. I just licked my own blood on a livestream. Sorry about that. The title is called, it's quite long, it's called, "Slip into the Deep Collective Unconscious, Slip into the Rapture, Slip into Your Soul and Come Back Alight with Miracles, the Impossible, Created like This." I love my long titles with a lot of commas in them. And it says, "And now I'm gonna show you how it is I slip away fully and allow all of it full stop, a story," and then I may, indeed, quote the queen from Alice in Wonderland. Should I just read you the blog post? Okay.

"'Let's consider your age to begin with. How old are you?' 'I'm seven-and-a-half, exactly.' 'You needn't say exactly,' the queen remarked. 'I can believe it without that. Now I'll give you something to believe. I'm just 101, 5 months and a day.' 'I can't believe that!' said Alice. 'Can't you?' said the queen in a pitying tone. 'Try again. Draw a long breath and shut your eyes.' Alice laughed, 'There's no use trying," she said, 'One can't believe the impossible.' 'I dare say you haven't had much practise,' said the queen, 'When I was your age, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.'"

"I tend to believe as many impossible things as I can all day long and I have a practise and a process around that and I wonder what would happen if you began to practise believing the impossible. Practise is a practise." Now, I'm really starting to read the whole blog post and I'm quite inclined to continue on. "I wonder what would occur if you allowed yourself to slip betwixt worlds." I wrote, "betwixt." I thought about writing "between" and I was to otherworldly at the time to come up with a word like "between" so it didn't come out of me. "I wonder what you'd allow if you realised suddenly that the answer to all of it is to simply access, daily, the ordered state in which visions are given, transmissions passed through, downloads continue, and miracles, become real."

I will write sentences for as long as I fucking want to write them with as many commas as I want and all the grammar police can get back to the other world where I'm not a part in anyway. Can I tell you, it's the place I dance and play and, daily. I could keep reading. "Sometimes for an entire day or even more, I don't come back to Earth at all." I think that's obviously. All right, I'll stop right there. I'm gonna post the blog shortly after this. Maybe or maybe not. I thought of a lot of other things that gotta go in there and they're all just kind of bubbled up in my head and I'm not sure where they're going or where they're coming from, or even if I'm here or there or nowhere at all, but when I'm there, is when you just go there and you're just like ... Okay, just carve out some abs and just gonna reshape my body, I'm just gonna pull in this money, I'm just gonna draw in that post in two minutes into my soul, just gonna quickly soul DM this person or there, I'm gonna decide that the exact freaking soul crazy ass soulmate people ... How many times can you say the word "soul" in one word ... In one sentence. I'm gonna join into ...

We all are mad here, and I'm gonna join into through the freaking [inaudible 00:21:53] glass, another world, another place, another time. Breaktheinternet.com. Don't go to breaktheinternet.com, it's just the name of the programme. Breaktheinternet.com. Read that comment, that was a freaking soul transmission and transmutation and download and that's where that programme came from, and I think that's fucking clear and that's exactly why everybody's who joining the programme is like next level crazy, fucked up in the most awesome way, and in that programme, we're gonna do a lot of travelling to other worlds.

What book is it? Is it a book that I'm talking aloud right now? Should we transcribe this livestream? Anna, I know you're there in the other place with me, I know your in there, just send me a fucking soul DM and tell me what you're thinking and feeling, because we're co-creating this right now and probably nobody else here is real at all, except for me and Anna and it's our world and you just hopped into it. Thank you for being here.

I think that's obvious to everybody. So, then, yes. Well, that's actually the whole instant manifestation process explained in two and a half seconds or maybe 25 minutes or however long it was. The time is irrelevant, because we bend time and space. That is how you instant manifest! Isn't it obvious? Because when you go to ... If I yell too loudly, the butlers might come and make sure I'm not being ... I was gonna say molested, but I don't like that word. I'm not having a meltdown.

So, exactly. Exactly. Anna knows exactly what's going on. Intergalactic as fuck. And isn't it obvious that if you wanted to manifest instantly in the human realm, you would just go to the world between worlds, you'd go to the river beneath the river, you'd go to the place in your soul, you'd slip into the cracks and you might be there for 100,000 years or a minute or a moment or the blink of an eye or a quick DM from you soul to somebody else's, but in that time, there is no time and time is never ending and expansive, and I can't look at you, 'cause I'm just transmitting right now.

And you'll just do whatever you want to do. It doesn't matter. You'll just do things that, in the human realm, would've taken 10 years or 20 years or 10 months or two weeks or whatever people think. I don't care what they think, 'cause I'm not with them or one of them or of them, and then when you come back, you maybe had meanwhile ripped your fucking nail off in the gym while listening to Sandman. That was unfortunate, but it doesn't matter, 'cause you're still on an adrenaline rush and riding high as fuck, so when you come back, people are like staring at you 'cause you're vibrating like a crazy person, or maybe you're walking through the streets yelling this shit, and then 20 minutes passed in that human people world that they talk about, and then people are like, "How the fuck did you do that like that?" It's like, isn't it obvious? I was in another realm, so I had as much time and space and whatever it was that I needed and I was upgrading, up levelling, rewiring my entire eternal fucking ram, and becoming the next level of my character of this programme, and so then I came back, and of course a moment had passed. Where the fuck do you think Alice in Wonderland or Narnia even came from?

I mean, really? Who's gonna transcribe this book? It's gonna be my next book, it's gonna be called Soul Shifts and Intergalactic Transmissions, do you think? It'll be Soul Ships and something. I don't know. I can't think about it. I don't know why I'm thinking this, there should definitely be no thinking going on. So for those people who then come along and watch this or are watching it right now, and I still can't look at you. If I'm not looking at you, by the way, I notice that sometimes when I co-livestream with Patrick that I'm not looking at him, and I'm looking either over here or over there, and I can't look at you guys right now and if I'm doing that, it's not that I'm ignoring, it's because I'm accessing something else, by the way.

Or if you ever ask me to intuitively download and message, get a message or a transmission, sorry, for you, you'll notice I have to look away, or if I'm looking at you, you'll see that I look away. If I'm on audio, you won't see anything at all, but you'll feel it. So that's what's up, and I'll read your comments later when I come back down to Earth, which may be in an eventual while, I imagine. So, for people like, "She's on something," 'cause this is what I get a lot of, and then a lot of friends who do use psychedelics and stuff like that are like, "You're like that all the time anyway," I've never used anything. Okay, now I can look at you. I've never used anything, I've never taken anything at all. I wrote about this in my blog today anyway, but I'm accessing other dimensions anytime I want to and that is why I'm high, and then I end up on massive fucking trip and sometimes it's a little intense and out of control.

Thursday I was off in another place the whole entire day and it was actually a bit too full on and it was so hard to come back down. I'm pretty sure I just manifested you, Patrick, because I just mentioned your name about transmitting and channelling, downloading stuff and then you appeared. See? I told you guys, exactly what I'm doing. So, okay, I have to go over here again. So, when I'm over there and when I'm in that place and space, I was saying to you, not to you, I was saying about you, Patrick, that when I ... I'm, okay, are you just saying "I am," because you are, I am. All he says is "I am." I have no doubt.

I re-watched some of our livestream from Thursday and I was like, for half of the livestream, I'm looking up there and it's like, it looks like I'm ignoring what you're talking about, but actually, it's 'cause I was downloading from another realm, but when I watched the replay I was like, "I didn't realise how much of that livestream I was looking up there." And then the entire rest of the fucking day, I was ... Nearly gonna tip this on my head. I was so in another realm, it was so fucking intense, so much crazy shit happened.

Today, I haven't been in the human world at all, I was explaining just now how you instantly manifest, because when you're there, you're gone for as long as you need to be. You could be gone for hundreds of generations and lifetimes and now I'm going there again. I'm just in between words right now. I'm in the place between the place, and then you're just doing whatever the fuck it is you want to do, and then you come back here and people ... "How did she do that? How did she change that so quickly?" It's like, "Please, I was over there for several thousand generations." And then I came back to this moment in time, and here I am.

That one on Thursday was beyond. If you didn't watch that joint livestream that we did on Thursday, I actually couldn't even handle the intensity of watching the whole thing again. I only watched an hour and a half of it. Yes, it did go on for well over two hours. So, then this morning, when I wrote this blog, holy shit, I was way through the looking glass, I was all the way in the looking glass, it was insane. I created so many new things and so many new worlds, and then, and then, and then, I was in the deep collective unconscious, deep in the realm which is not this one, deep in a psyche, obviously, of you and of me.

I'm slipping. I have slipped, I stay slipped. I'm slipped right away, and then I ripped my entire fucking nail off in the gym. That broke me a little bit out of the spell for a moment, because of all the blood, and then everybody was looking at me, but then I was so freaking charged and other worldly that I couldn't feel the pain of it now anyway, and I'm like ... Yeah. Okay, I'm trying to decide whether I need to ground or whether I need to go further. "Further, further, in that flirty mystical, and if you're not careful, your scary place, where you access all things and you know all things and you create ..."

I feel like somebody's gonna report me if I'm being too crazy. And you create, well, let's speak of that later. I'm reading from my blog post again. I'm reading bits and pieces. "Those who know me well, those who know me well and also regularly use medicine, drugs, tools to access an altered state often comment on how you seem to already be there all the time. This is become a recurring conversation with several of my closet people." Those who know me well know that I don't use anything, but I'm going further. Okay, I'm in it right now. Keep going further.

I'm getting so shaky, 'cause I'm not really here. Oh! And, that's the also the reason why you don't need to eat when you're in super flow and you don't need to sleep, you don't need anything. You don't need to talk ... This is what I'm trying to explain to you guys. When I'm not replying to you on DM, it's because I'm only in the soul DM conversation, all right? So if you were smart about it, you would just send me messages when I'm journaling and I'll write them in my journal. That's what I do a lot of the time. I had many reports in there from many people.

It's quite the story, and sometimes I don't write them down, though. Sometimes they just come to me when I'm out and about and I'm like, of course, and I just go back to something and then it's upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, and then occasionally, actually occasionally, and [inaudible 00:30:40] talked about this, occasionally, people are reckless with slipping between worlds. You don't want to be reckless, because you might stay there and, in fact, the human experience isn't actually an experience that we get to have.

So, you want to dance between worlds. You want to play between worlds. You want to float back and forth. Why the fuck am I still wearing my ear pods when I'm at home? That was for on the street. Do you think that I threw the air pod container somewhere when I was out jumping up and down on the street? I just found it over here. Okay. They really annoy my human ears sometimes. So, okay. How many points have I not finished? It doesn't really matter, 'cause those of you who are with me in the other world are getting all the points anyway. And you definitely should join the programme. Oh my god. I was so fucking angry at myself on the weekend. It was ridiculous.

I spent the entire weekend ... Actually, I was out a fuck load on the weekend. I met so many ... I don't know who they were. I don't know if they were spirits or people, but I did a lot of crazy, cool stuff on the weekend and in between being out, which was at least half of the time, I was all in that other worldly state, and then somewhere in the middle of it, I got fucking angry, which is where that programme came from and when you read that, it will reach into your soul, it will grab your soul, it will pull it out, and we will dance together into another realm, which is where that entire programme is being derived from.

If you're not available for slipping between the cracks of the worlds, you should not join this programme, because I'm really not gonna know what to do with you. You're just gonna be one of those place feeler type people that sits there and looks pretty, hopefully, on the internet, but I guess we can use your name for something. But the problem is that we might just code you out of the entire game. So you wouldn't really want to come unless you are of that world. It could be dangerous for you humans.

Okay, is there anything left to say? I think that's actually the entire fucking story. Let me tune in, let me dial in. What else is there? Oh, I was talking about being on the trip. Well, I may be still there. I don't know what's gonna happen when I jump into my members training after this, and then for those who I'm speaking with in an hour and a half, that will be interesting for everybody, and then I'm gonna have to have some sort of situation go on in my day ... I'm either gonna just keep going or I'm gonna have to ground back again if I want to actually manage to my ass on a plane tomorrow, which I am supposed to do in theory.

You can go on a plane while you're in another world. That's what I was gonna say, when you're slipping between worlds, is when if you're walking down the street or you're at the gym or wherever you are, your feet are not on the ground and you're dancing and floating with space and time. You know that feeling and you're like, "What's happening? I'm not even moving, but I'm moving, and are these people real?" And everything's fucking blurry, but it's clear as day, that's because you're in another world.

Actually, you're in massive amounts of soul, like, I was gonna say destruction, but it's beautiful destruction. It's upgrading, we're gonna upgrade that hard drive like a motherfucker. So, that's what's goin on there. You know where you're like, "I'm getting a little scared that I'm slipping away and I'm going crazy, and what's happening?" And I'm like floating and I'm flying and all the people around me are ... They're kind of just like energies and the ground is moving and you don't really know what's up and you're like, "I'm not in control," but actually, you're in complete fucking control. You just went into a different world, that's what's happening, and that explains why when you're in super flow, [inaudible 00:34:14] called it the deep collective unconscious, or the deep psyche or whatever he called it, and I call it super flow. All right? That's what I mean when I say "super flow."

Other worlds slipping into other realms, and when you're there, of course you don't need to eat. Holy shit. I smell so bad. I was sweating litres of sweat when I was at the gym before. I'm gonna jump ... Definitely gonna do the high vibe livestream naked from the pool after this. From there up, don't get too excited. You don't need to eat, 'cause why would you need to eat when you're in another world? That's completely illogical. That would just be stupid. It makes no sense at all.

So, when you're in the super flow land and you're like, something's almost wrong with me, because I never seem to sleep and I seem to never need to eat and I seem to just decide things when I'm floating and flowing and flying, and then they're done, and you get a little worried or you get a little concerned for your own sanity, don't be concerned, and if you have people in your life who are concerned, simply code those people out of the programme and come play with more of these people. That's really the whole system. And don't worry about it, because at some point in time, you'll come back to the human Earth and you'll go, "Fuck, I need some tacos" and then you'll go out for drinks with people and meet new people and be a human person, but while you're out meeting new people, you definitely could slip away as well, which happened to me also. That's it. Don't forget, life is now. Join breaktheinternet.com and press fucking play.